- >Day toys in Equestria
- >You're anon, employee #69 of Madame Kinky Pie's Toy Shop
- >Wake up, triple 3, head out to work.
- >Life working at the store is relatively uneventful, although at the start seeing your friends was a little awkward
- >It was especially awkward when Snails came in with a crayon-drawn ID asking for a Great and Powerful Bodypillow™
- >Of course there's always your yellow rapist, who tries to guess your fetish everyday, and almost own one of everything in the store
- >According to the boss, the Princesses are coming to town for some celebration thing
- >Which means the store has to look extra nice
- >You do not like what she implied with that request.
- 1/5
- >You arrive at work, and see Rainbow Dash waiting outside for you, blushing.
- "Oh hey Rainbow, the XXXS saddle you ord-"
- >Rainbow Dash shoves her hoof in your mouth and silences you
- >"Quiet anon! I don't want anyp0ny to find out about what I do with Scootaloo!"
- >You chuckle as you unlock the store, and serves your first satisfied customer of the day
- >The day passes and random ponies come by, buying all kinds of fetish items. The plot device 3000 was doing especially good.
- >Then a familiar face walks into the door
- "Hey Spike."
- >"Hey anon, just the usual"
- >You nod and hand him the latest Crackles the Shiny™ dragon dildo
- >Spike of course, has no need for dragon dildos, but a certain mare he lives with claims she needs them "for science".
- 2/5
- >A while later, a rather confused looking mare comes into the store, you remember her as Derpy, the mail mare.
- >Never knew she was the kinky type
- >"I'd like a toy for my daughter please"
- >You almost noped the fuck out of there
- "W-wait I'm sorry?"
- >"This is a toy shop isn't it?"
- >"That back-to-school special looks interesting, is this a toy sword?"
- >Derpy is now trying to use an oversized dildo like a lightsaber
- >"Vvvmmmm, mmmmm, psshhhh. Scootaloo, I am your mother!"
- "Erm Derpy?"
- >You whisper into her ear, and she drops the dildo
- >She then smashes a hole through the wall on her way out
- >Fucking Derpy
- 3/5
- >It's now 1PM. You're surprised to find that Fluttershy haven't visited you yet
- >Maybe she finally stopped
- >Spike walks into the shop yet again, this time carrying a box of maid costumes from Rarity
- >Poor guy, always going on errands and never getting any
- "Oh hey you're back buddy! Are you here to buy something for yourself?"
- >"Stop it anon, you know I'm just here for deliveries"
- "Just jittering ya fritters Spike!"
- >You take the maid costume into the backroom
- >Fluttershy has been trying to her hands on these for months now
- >Maids are your fetish, and you can't just destroy the products
- >So you end up "buying" these every time they are delivered
- >It's costs nearly half your pay, but at least you won't be
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- 4/5
- >Just as you walk out of the backroom from burning the maid costumes, Pinkie Pie enters with Fluttershy
- >panic.jpg
- "Erm so ahhh hey boss."
- >"I'MEXCITEDANONAREYOUEXCITED?I'VENEVERBEENSOEXCITEDEXCEPTFOR…."
- >Pinkie Pie continues talking in at a speed that'll make lil mane jealous
- >"…SOISAIDFLUTTERSHYYOUSHOULDCOMEWORKFORME"
- "Hold on a second there boss, did you say what I think you said?"
- >Pinkie Pie rearranges her face into Big Mac's face and replies with a "Eeyup"
- >Looks like you'll be working with
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- 5/5
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Madame Kinky Pie's Toy Shop Prologue
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