Title:           Madame Kinky Pie's Toy Shop Prologue
Author:          Anoneemoose
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First Edit:      Sunday 6th of January 2013 06:43:33 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 6th of January 2013 06:43:33 AM CDT

>Day toys in Equestria
>You're anon, employee #69 of Madame Kinky Pie's Toy Shop
>Wake up, triple 3, head out to work.
>Life working at the store is relatively uneventful, although at the start seeing your friends was a little awkward
>It was especially awkward when Snails came in with a crayon-drawn ID asking for a Great and Powerful Bodypillow™
>Of course there's always your yellow rapist, who tries to guess your fetish everyday, and almost own one of everything in the store
>According to the boss, the Princesses are coming to town for some celebration thing
>Which means the store has to look extra nice
>You do not like what she implied with that request.
1/5
 
>You arrive at work, and see Rainbow Dash waiting outside for you, blushing.
"Oh hey Rainbow, the XXXS saddle you ord-"
>Rainbow Dash shoves her hoof in your mouth and silences you
>"Quiet anon! I don't want anyp0ny to find out about what I do with Scootaloo!"
>You chuckle as you unlock the store, and serves your first satisfied customer of the day
>The day passes and random ponies come by, buying all kinds of fetish items. The plot device 3000 was doing especially good.
>Then a familiar face walks into the door
"Hey Spike."
>"Hey anon, just the usual"
>You nod and hand him the latest Crackles the Shiny™ dragon dildo
>Spike of course, has no need for dragon dildos, but a certain mare he lives with claims she needs them "for science".
2/5
 
>A while later, a rather confused looking mare comes into the store, you remember her as Derpy, the mail mare.
>Never knew she was the kinky type
>"I'd like a toy for my daughter please"
>You almost noped the fuck out of there
"W-wait I'm sorry?"
>"This is a toy shop isn't it?"
>"That back-to-school special looks interesting, is this a toy sword?"
>Derpy is now trying to use an oversized dildo like a lightsaber
>"Vvvmmmm, mmmmm, psshhhh. Scootaloo, I am your mother!"
"Erm Derpy?"
>You whisper into her ear, and she drops the dildo
>She then smashes a hole through the wall on her way out
>Fucking Derpy
3/5
 
>It's now 1PM. You're surprised to find that Fluttershy haven't visited you yet
>Maybe she finally stopped
>Spike walks into the shop yet again, this time carrying a box of maid costumes from Rarity
>Poor guy, always going on errands and never getting any
"Oh hey you're back buddy! Are you here to buy something for yourself?"
>"Stop it anon, you know I'm just here for deliveries"
"Just jittering ya fritters Spike!"
>You take the maid costume into the backroom
>Fluttershy has been trying to her hands on these for months now
>Maids are your fetish, and you can't just destroy the products
>So you end up "buying" these every time they are delivered
>It's costs nearly half your pay, but at least you won't be
>Fucking Fluttershy
4/5
 
>Just as you walk out of the backroom from burning the maid costumes, Pinkie Pie enters with Fluttershy
>panic.jpg
"Erm so ahhh hey boss."
>"I'MEXCITEDANONAREYOUEXCITED?I'VENEVERBEENSOEXCITEDEXCEPTFOR…."
>Pinkie Pie continues talking in at a speed that'll make lil mane jealous
>"…SOISAIDFLUTTERSHYYOUSHOULDCOMEWORKFORME"
"Hold on a second there boss, did you say what I think you said?"
>Pinkie Pie rearranges her face into Big Mac's face and replies with a "Eeyup"
>Looks like you'll be working with
>Fucking Fluttershy
5/5