Title:           Madame Kinky Pie's Toy Shop Part 1
Author:          Anoneemoose
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First Edit:      Sunday 6th of January 2013 09:27:15 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 6th of January 2013 09:27:15 PM CDT

>Day Coworkershy in Equestria
>You are anon, employee #69 at Madame Kinky Pie's Toy Shop
>Fluttershy is now your coworker/stalker/rapist
>Ritual of the triple S
>Get your ass to work
>Arrive at the shop, but Fluttershy is nowhere to be seen
>You enter the backroom, looking for Fluttershy
>Only to find her experimenting with this summer's new product, the "Hot Monkey Dick".
>You don't want to know how Pinkie managed to make a replica of your penis
>"Mmmmnn yeah Anon give it to me you naughty monkey AUUUGHH"
>You throw up instantly
>Flutterslut turns around
>"Oh hey anon, is throwing up your fetish?"
"No Fluttershy, and as your senior, I demand that you get to work"
>"Is dominating young-"
"No."
"Look Fluttershy, you're here to work, so go and do it, otherwise don't bother showing up, because this is a toy shop, not a hot monkey dick stand."
>"I-it c-can be a h-hot monkey dick stand m-mister."
>When did your life go so horribly wrong?
1/4
 
>You sit at the front counter and serve customers while yellowrape cleans the backroom
>MintyLyrepone walks in with a bottle of wine
>Picks up ballgag and blindfold
>Never knew Bon Bon was the kinky type
"Oh hey Lyra, those for Bon Bon?"
>"Erm yeah, Bon Bon that's who it's for...hehe."
>This mare is really weird
"That'll be 5 bits, and remember, if you're good to Pinkie, Pinkie is good to you"
>She puts the bits in your hand, and just pauses and stares into it
>She's drooling all over the floor
"Lyra?"
>"YES FUCK ME WITH THOSE HANDS!"
>Spaghetti is overflowing the shop
>Fluttershy rushes out with her wings fully hardened
>"Y-you better not be touching other mares besides me m-mister."
>Fluttershy appears to wearing a maid costume
>How the fuck did she get that?
>Lyra slowly backs out the shop, leaving a trail of drool, fluid and spaghetti behind her
"Fluttershy can you get that?"
>"If that's what you want, master…"
>Oh shit nigger did you forget that she's in a maid costume?
>Well fuck
2/4
 
>Fluttershy is cleaning Lyra's mess on the floor, while making sure her soaking marehood is directly winking at your face
>Only the dead can know peace from this evil
>Your boner betrays you, and is now reporting for duty
>That horny fucker
>Fluttershy starts moaning and dirty talking
>"Mmmnnn I better get the dirt off the floor, or master anon would punish me with his hot monkey dick"
>She drips all over the floor, slips and fall
>Your boner has been slain.
"S-Stop that Fluttershy, I don't want the shop to s-smell like you"
>"S-So maids are not you fetish?"
"No, n-now stop that before soame customer w-walk in."
>"Is p-public se-"
"No damnit!"
>With an "Eep" Fluttershy flies into the backroom, knocking over a stack of Ponega (Which means heaven in Japonyese) flip plots on her way
>Why can't your life be easy once in a while?
>As you pick up the Ponega flip plots and arrange them back into a pile, a white flash nearly blinds you, and a giant white plot block your view,
>Princess Sunbutt has arrived.
3/4
 
>"Enjoying the view anon?"
>Celestia press her glorious plot closer to your face
>While you're no horse fucker, you have to admit that this is some plot.
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>To the disappointment of your boner, you stumble back from the ass of the gods
"Er hey p-princess, welcome to Kinky Madame's pie shop"
>Celestia chuckles at how intimated your were and eyes the flip plot in your hands
>"Oh anon, if were you _this_ lonely, I am certain that I can help you out"
>She wiggles her plot in your face
>Your boner betrays you yet again
>Fuck you asshole
>You can see Fluttershy peeking behind the counter, her wings shooting out with a "pomf"
"N-N-No thanks Princess, I'm doing just fine…"
>You back off, only to bump into Cheerilee
>"Ouch anon, you should watch where you are going, or else I'll have to see you after class"
>Memories of the back-of-the-gym penis inspection day from Mr Russell floods back
>You shudder violently and faint
4/4