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By: Anone_Moose on Nov 16th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.80 KB  |  hits: 124  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be Moose.
  2. >Be walking down the streets of east Oakland, not really paying attention.
  3. >Start crossing the road.
  4. >Get hit by stupid chink driver trying to get out of nigger part of town.
  5. >Wake up in Equestria.
  6. >Immediately check bag to see if laptop is alright.
  7. >Laptop is fine.
  8. >No Wi-Fi that's unlocked.
  9. >Don't have Backtrack.
  10. >Get bored.
  11. >Get up and start walking.
  12. >Walk into ponyville.
  13. >See ponies.
  14. >Stare at ponies like a stupid moron.
  15. >Ponies return the gesture.
  16. >Turn around and walk out of town.
  17. >Make tent from leaves from the trees on the out skirts of Everfree Forest.
  18. >While doing that, find sign that says EVERFREE FOREST on it.
  19. >Change forest to Jungle.
  20. >Go back to tent.
  21. >Sit inside and not use laptop to save its power.
  22. >Only listen to IPod.
  23. >This is going to be interesting.
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