Title:           Self Insert One Shots
Author:          Anone_Moose
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/uyP9GcXN
First Edit:      Friday 16th of November 2012 06:21:03 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 16th of November 2012 06:21:03 AM CDT

>Be Moose.
>Be walking down the streets of east Oakland, not really paying attention.
>Start crossing the road.
>Get hit by stupid chink driver trying to get out of nigger part of town.
>Wake up in Equestria.
>Immediately check bag to see if laptop is alright.
>Laptop is fine.
>No Wi-Fi that's unlocked.
>Don't have Backtrack.
>Get bored.
>Get up and start walking.
>Walk into ponyville.
>See ponies.
>Stare at ponies like a stupid moron.
>Ponies return the gesture.
>Turn around and walk out of town.
>Make tent from leaves from the trees on the out skirts of Everfree Forest.
>While doing that, find sign that says EVERFREE FOREST on it.
>Change forest to Jungle.
>Go back to tent.
>Sit inside and not use laptop to save its power.
>Only listen to IPod.
>This is going to be interesting.
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