Title:           Sandwich Shop
Author:          Anone_Moose
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First Edit:      Thursday 16th of August 2012 03:44:29 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 16th of August 2012 03:44:29 AM CDT

>Day sandwich in Equestria.
>You have herd that the local Manehatten sandwich shop has a thing ageist homosexuals.
>You decided to abuse this.
>You walk in and see the Cashier, a Orange mare named Scootaloo.
>Dis gun be good.
>You walk up to her and start to order.
"I want to order a HOMOSEXUAL Chicken Sandwich. It must be made from the breast of the MOST HOMOSEXUAL Chicken you could find. It must have sucked all the cocks. Not just one. I want this in ten minutes."
>She looks at you with a funny look as you walk back to your table.
>Ten minutes later, you walk back up and ask "Where is my Homosexual Chicken Sandwich?
>"Sir, we don't serve meat."
>You knew this, but you don't care.
"I want my Homosexual chicken sandwich."
>"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
>You see guard ponies come up on you.
>They start dragging you out.
>As they pull you out, you are still saying "I want my homosexual chicken sandwich."
>They throw you outside.
>They can still hear through the door, "I want my HOMOSEXUAL Chicken Sandwich."
>Today was a HOMOSEXUAL day.
 
 
>Day Sandvich in Equestria.
>It's the day after you went to order a homosexual chicken sandwich.
>You're going back today with a different attack plan
>You walk in, and see a different mare manning the.cash register.
>Don't know this one.
>You walk up to her, and she looks like she knows you.
>Before she says anything you say "I'm not here to order a HOMOSEXUAL chicken sandwich. I'm here to order a BI-SEXUAL Chicken sandwich. It must have been the whore of all the chickens, having slept with all chickens, no matter the gender. I want this in ten minutes."
>She looks next to her, and motions to a guard.
>"Get him out of here."
>They start dragging you out.
"I want My Bi-sexual chicken sandwich."
>The throw you out.
>Again they can still here you "I want my Bi-Sexual Chicken Sandwich.
>Today was a Bi-Sexual day.
 
 
>Day This is getting old, in Equestria,
>This time you are not going into the shop.
>You have asked a good friend of yours to go in and ask for the sandwich.
>Good thing too.
>They posted posters saying DO NOT ALLOW with your picture under it.
>You hand the pony you asked to do this a small two way radio.
>You hide it in his mane.
>He walks in and you say to him, "I would like to order a TRANS SEXUAL CHICKEN SANDWICH. It must have been the drag queen of all the chickens, and i require this  in 10 minutes."
>You hear him say that, then you hear someone say "Get out."
>The doors open and he's FLYING out of the door.
>You see a pissed off orange mare run out of the shop.
>She looks around, and sees you in a top hat and monocle..
>She runs up to you and yells "WILL YOU FUCKING STOP!?"
"Fine, All I request is that I get a Heterosexual Chicken Sandwich."
>She blinks.
>"Wait, no more homosexual, or Bi-Sexual chicken sandwiches?"
"Well, I do want gay cheese, and asexual bread."
>You get hit in the face, and the cops called on you.