Title:           Drinking Buddies (WIP)
Author:          Anone_Moose
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/YfgYWB7J
First Edit:      Friday 21st of September 2012 05:14:08 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 21st of September 2012 05:14:08 AM CDT

>You wake up in the afternoon.
>It's another day, in another world.
>You've been here for about a few months.
>Equestria that is.
>Manehatten to be even more exact.
>You lie in bed for a few minutes until a knocking at your door makes you get up.
>You don't even bother putting pants on.
>Ponies don't really care about clothes.
>You get to the door and look through the peep-hole.
>Oh lovely.
>The landlord.
>"ANONYMOUS! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE."
>Ugh. He stops by every now and then just to insult you.
>Doesn't even matter if you have never been late on rent.
>He just doesn't like you.
>You unlock the door and open it.
>"There's the mutant dog."
"That's a new one."
>"Yeah, couldn't keep on calling you a hairless ape. Anyway, I have a reason for being here today."
>Oh, this is going to be good.
>"Pack your stuff, I'm evicting you."
>Yeah, this was go... Wait. what.
"I'm pretty sure you have to give me a week's notice or something..."
>"I did. I posted a note on your door saying 'Get out'"
>That was him? You thought that was some little kid or something.
>"You have until three to get out. If you're not out by then, all the shit that's in this apartment is mine."
>3 o' clock?
"THAT'S HALF AN HOUR!"
>"Yeah, so be fast. Oh, and if you're still here at three, I'm calling the cops."
>He turned around and shut the door.
>That asshole.
>Who DOES that sort of thing?
>You turn your mind from vengeance and start to pack.
>Or, at least, throw your belongings out into the hallway.
>As you're doing this you see the landlord walk back down the hall.
>He looks at your pile of junk.
>"That's still on the apartment. I also forgot to say that you still owe for this month's rent."
>His face. It looks so... punchable.
>You feel your fist clench.
>No one would miss this schmuck, would they?
>You loosen your fist and decide it's not worth it.
"Fine."
>You get up and walk back into your be... your former bedroom and picked up your bag o' bits.
>You open it and grab the amount needed for rent and put them in a smaller bag.
>You put the giant bag of bits on your back and walk back out with the smaller bag in your hand.
"Here."
>You throw the bits at him, but he side steps and they just hit the wall.
>"Try that again and I'll have you locked up!"
"Just get your bits and leave me alone."
>You let out a sigh and realize you have yet to put pants or a shirt on.
>You get a pair of relatively clean shorts and a shirt from your pile of junk.
>After putting them on, you look at the time.
>fifteen minutes.
>Shit.
>You have get going faster.
>Or, at least get the crap you care about out.
>You walk back inside and grab a backpack that you had.
>Inside was your laptop, phone, and headphones... load of good those things can do you.
>You keep them on hopes of being able to charge 'em sometime.
>A man can hope.
>You start to gather all the crap that you will really need.
>You pack up a pair of shorts, pants, and some socks.
>Only had one pair of shoes, due to no one here knowing how to make them.
>You look at the clock.
>Ten minutes.
>You grab all the other things you needed, and are out of there before three.
>Walking down the street, no where to go, you just sort of wander.
>Your absent minded wandering brought you to out side of your work place, the local night club.
>Now, while it didn't open to the public, the boss has said before that if anything happens, they are free to stop by.
>Lets hope that offer still stood.
>You goto the door and use the key they gave you.
>Walking inside, you ask out,"Hello? Anyone here?"
>You hear some foot steps from inside, and then hear,"Waddya want?"
>The figure steps a little closer, and you see it's your boss.
"Hey there, uhh, boss..."
>"Anon, issat you? The hell you doing here at this hour?"
"I... Kinda, sorta got evicted."
>She seemed to become more alert once you said that.
>"How'd that happen?"
"The landlord was a dick on the ninth degree of dick. Remember that note I told you about a few weeks ago?"
>"Yeah, what about it?"
"That was my two weeks notice."
>She sortta glared at you slack jawed.
"So, I abesnlty wandered around, and ended up here."
>"And then you remembered what I said, didn't you?"
"Yup."
>"Well, you sound like you could use a drink. So could I."
"Is that your way of asking me to work for free?"
>"I dunno, is it going to work?"
>You let out a small laugh, and get to the bar area.
>You get out the drinks.
>You wish they had a ponified version of Kraken, but they don't.
>You just get out the Applejack Danleis for you.
"The usual right?"
>"Nah, to early for that. I'll just have what you're having."
>You shurg and get out two glasses