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World War I Anon 2

By: Anonbraham_Lincoln on Mar 3rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.04 KB  |  hits: 19  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Treaty of Versallies in Equestria
  2. >You are Bnon
  3. >Anon's brother
  4. >Like Anon, you've died in ze Great War
  5. >Like Anon, Boo-fucking-hoo
  6. >Ze Kaiser has sent you to infiltrate zis strange land and rescue your brother
  7. >So when you "died" in Ze Great War, ze Kaiser shot you with his P08.
  8. >Prick Kaiser.
  9. FS: Anon!
  10. >Turn around and before stands a yellow pony with wings.
  11. >she runs up and hugs you
  12. FS: I didn't know you were released from the hospital!
  13. I'm not Anon, I'm his brother Bnon
  14. >She lets go...What's zhat smell? Smells like a POW barracks after ze Red Cross girls walk by.
  15. FS: If you're Anon's brother, then why do you look so much like him?
  16. Ve are twins, Vhere is Anon? I must see him immediately.
  17. FS: He's at the hospital at the  Base. Follow me!
  18. >She flies off fairly fast to ze North
  19. >You run after winged pony as fast you can run, if only there were Vickers to motivate you to run faster.
  20. >As you reach ze base, a Purple Pony with a horn on her head approaches you.
  21. TS: Are you Bnon?
  22. Ja.
  23. TS: There's been an accident
  24. >Inside ze hospital
  25. >Anon is Dead, smothered. You can't feel anything, your brother was never close to you, nor you to him.
  26. >Yellow pony known as Flattern Shceuen or Fluttershy wraps her hoof in your hand.
  27. >You will not let guard down for instant.
  28. >Yellow Pony is up to something.
  29. >Later, Captain Twilight (as you've come to know her) asks you to take up Anon's rifle, his charred Gewehr 98.
  30. >In this world, it's equal to a howitzer in your world.
  31. FS: Hey Bnon?
  32. Ja.
  33. Do you have any fetishes?
  34. >vut.jpg
  35. Is your brother your fetish?
  36. >You rub your eyes and in the split second it takes to break your vision, Fluttershy has donned the tanned skin of your brother.
  37. >She swings his dick around like a cane. You're gonna be sick.
  38. FS: So... you wanna do it, /b/rother?
  39. Nei...
  40. >Hündin stabs you with syringe full of morphine.
  41. >Too bad, she used way too much and you died with in 5 minutes
  42. >It could be worse, you could be
  43. >Fucking Flutt
  44. >AWW SHIT! SHE FUCKING YOUR BODY WITH A POTATO, YOU'RE NOT EVEN DEAD YET.
  45. >VY, GOD, VY?
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