Title:           The invasion of Neighmandy
Author:          Anonbraham_Lincoln
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/4LiZhuSy
First Edit:      Thursday 7th of March 2013 02:09:06 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 7th of March 2013 02:09:06 PM CDT

>Day D in Equestria
>You are Anon
>The sound of artillery fire wakes you.
>It seems you fell asleep on the assault boat heading to the beach at Neighmandy (It's an awful pun, I know)
>Clutching your M1 tighter, you prepare for the upcoming battle
>It's not gonna be pretty, but damn it, someone's gotta do it
TS: Alright, Maggots. The changelings are bogged down in their pillboxes
RD: Artillery is hammering on us!
TS: And It's up to us to win this war! For Celestia!
Everyone: For Celestia!
>Your body is ready
>Your only regret is you might die a virgin
>Better have been laid than a war hero
FS: Anon?
Yeah?
FS: I'm scared.
>you pull Soldiershy close and whisper to her
We're gonna be alright.
FS: Anon, are undercover saboteurs your fetish?
What?
>The boat explodes as Flutterspy flies away
>You land on the beach
>The blast blew off your right leg
>You're barely conscious
>Fluttershy flies up next to and sits by your good leg.
>She pulls out a Luger and shoots you in the left thigh
AAHH!!
>Fluttershy positions herself above the wound, and rubs her clit
>Her clit protrudes from her vagoo and she shoves it into your wound.
>tfw a pony betrays your country, blows you up, shoots you in the leg, and fucks the hole with her clit.
STAAAHAHAHAHAHP!
FS: This is my fetish.
KILL ME!
>Fluttershy pulls the pin on the grenade on your chest belt, quickly tears it off the belt and shoves it up her ass.
FS: Are Kamikazes your fetish, Anon?
>She explodes
 
The End.