- >Day Drugstore Cowboy in Equestria
- >You are Anon
- >You're cruisin' in ya pop's old jalopy lookin' for some swell dames.
- >You stop at the corner and honk the horn to a couple of mares
- Hey Honies! Why don't you wiggle yourselves on over here?
- >The two mares giggle and walk over to you
- How. Dee! Now what, pray tell, are you two flapper's names?
- >They blush, and tell you their names are Lyra and Bon Bon
- How about us three mosey on down to the gin mill and get ourselves some giggle water?
- L: I don't think I can do that, my pa would be righteously upset.
- BB: I can't either.
- >Well dag nabbit.
- alright, you two scram. But not too fast now..,
- >They giggle again and walk home
- >That didn't get far.
- >Maybe you'd have better luck at the speakeasy.
- >Saunter on down the way, and you arrive lickety-split
- >Walk on inside, grab yourself a free sinker (donut) and take a seat at the bar.
- >You spy a yellow pegasi mare sittin' by herself.
- >What a Dame!
- Heyo Flam! Who's the sheba at the end of the bar?
- F: Her? That's Fluttershy, she's new.
- >Groovy...
- >Hey, that sounded nifty! You should start saying that, see if it catches on.
- F: Be careful Anon, Word on the corner is she's a little clingy.
- Relax sap, I'll take her to my struggle buggy and be on my way.
- >He gives you a look, it says, "Do what you want, don't say I didn't warn you."
- F: Don't be takin' any wooden nickels now.
- >You walk over to her
- Hey there, baby, nice gams you got.
- >She blushes and covers her legs with her tail.
- What's a swanky tomato like yourself doin' in a hole like this?
- FS: Um. Well... I'm new in town, and I...thought this seemed... like a swell joint, so I came in.
- >Ring-a-ding-ding
- >Those shy broads always tighten your pants
- So, doll, how's about I buy you some gin?
- FS: Oh, um. I don't drink.
- >Alright, there goes gettin' her spifflicated
- >You throw a bit at the barkeep
- Here's a clam, now how about a seltzer for the lovely dame?
- FS: Oh, no thank you, I don't want...
- Pipe it down and have a sip.
- >She sinks into her bar stool and sips the fizzy waters
- So, how about I tune-up your chassis?
- >She spits out her drink
- FS: Uh, no thank you.
- Come on, dollface.
- >You pull her by the hoof to your car
- >She weakly protests you the entire way
- >You get to your jalopy and open the door and lead her into the Struggle Buggy
- >Closing the door, behind you, you sit in the back seat with her, rubbing her back
- FS: This is... nice...
- >She wants your Johanssen.
- >You move your hand further down to her mare bits and slowly rub
- FS: -eep!
- >She moans a little, while trying to pish you away
- >You're rock solid
- >You pull down your trousers and release Johnny
- Why don't ya give some cash, doll?
- FS: I'd rather n
- >She can't finish her sentence with her mouth suddenly full of ding-a-ling
- >You sit there, forcing her to suck on your Johnson
- >She isn't enjoying it too much
- >How can you tell?
- >Well, she's puncing you, trying to bite it, and when you give her a second to breathe, she usually says, "Let me go you rap-GLOMP."
- >Pfft. Dames.
- Wowza, baby, you sure are a ducky flapper.
- >She just screams at you, but it's muffled
- >Oh, Boy! The Milkman's about to make a delivery!
- >She's able to break away and breathe, right as the milkman makes his stop.
- >Fluttershy's drenched in your sailors
- Aaaahhhh... that sure was keen, now why don't you beat it?
- FS: Was that not enough?
- I mean scram.
- >About that time, a huge red stallion tapps on your window.
- BM: Sir, can you step out of the car?
- Ab-so-lute-ly.
- >You tuck your tallywacker back up and smooze out the door.
- BM: What's going on here?
- Oh, not much of nothing. We just having a little spoon
- FS: He raped me honey!
- >Honey?
- >Before you can say anything, this huge red stallion punches you right in the kisser with a pair of brass hooves
- BM: You think you can mess with my girl? You think you can violate her? Huh? You just messed with the wrong gang.
- >Horsefeathers! She didn't tell you she was a moll!
- >Maybe 'cause her mouth was busy at the time
- BM: With all this talk of equal rights for women, I guess it's only fair for me to do what's gonna happen.
- >Your eyes go wide as he pulls out his massive horsecock.
- BM: I'll even let you swallow.
- And if I don't?
- BM: I'll have you bumped off with a shiv, you'll go for a ride. Or we'll get ya a pair of cement shoes.
- >Hory fuck, he's serious. You don't wanna go kaputz! You'll do anything!
- ...Even suck a huge red dick.
- >you start with the head.
- >Big Mac just forces it all the way down and spoons your face.
- >At least you didn't die, and hey. You got some sugar from that dame. All you had to in return was to be
- >Suckin' Big Mac
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