- >Day something different in Equestria
- >wake up
- >shit, shower, and shave
- >oww, shit. you cut yourself shaving.
- >It's bleeding.
- >shit. It's really going.
- >Thhe blood achieves projectile status and launches into the mirror
- Fuck!
- >You run downstairs and grab and hand towel
- >using the hand towel, you try to stop the bleeding
- It's not working!
- >You can feel yourself going faint
- >The color in your hands is fading
- Oh my god, oh my god, uhh...wat do i do?
- >You feel something coming out of the wound
- >Besides blood
- >It feels like chunks of something
- >With every chunk, your skin crawls
- >the chunks collect in a pile on the floor
- >The pile grows and begins to take a form
- WHAT THE FUCK
- >You try to run away but, you lack the energy to do so
- >you faint from blood loss
- >After a few hours, you come to
- >Fluttershy is crabwalking over you, covered in your blood, while masturbating
- Fluttershy...?
- >This is simply to much to take
- FS: Are ponies morphed from your hemoglobin then crabwalking over you your fetish?
- Sigh...
- No.
- >Her ears flatten.
- FS: Here's your blood back...
- >She hands you a trash bag with a straw on the top.
- >it's fucking heavy, must be at least 60% of your blood.
- >How are you even ali..
- FS: Magic.
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