- >Day South Park in Equestria
- >Come on down to Equestria, gonna have myself a time
- Twilight and Rarity: Friendly ponies everywhere, fluffy mares without temptaion
- >Goin' to Equestria, gonna leave my woes behind
- Pinkie: Ample plots day or night, ponies spouting "Friends are magic!"
- >Goin' to Equestria, see if I can't unwind
- Fluttershy: (muffled) Is South Park your fetish, Anon?
- >Come on down to Equestria, see some pones of mine.
- >You are Chef(Anon)
- >Wake up
- >Shit, Shower, and don your chef's hat and apron
- >The job as the local schoolhouse cook is the best possible job you could of gotten.
- >You were a chef back at Earth, so it just made sense.
- >Plus that Ms. Cheerilee ain't that bad.
- > MMmmmMMM! That pone could work it.
- >Also, the fillies and colts there were always a pleasure to talk to.
- >Head out the door
- >Arrive at the school
- >Cheerilee is standing at the front step, fidgetting with the lock to the school house
- >Her hair is all dishevled
- >Her eyes are sunken
- Ms. Cheerilee, allow me.
- >You take the key from her and unlock the door
- CH: Oh, well thank you chef.
- >She seems distracted
- Are you all right Ms.Cheerilee? Is everything okay?
- CH: Everyth....well no. Not everything's okay.
- >You give her the puppy dog eyes, bitches love that.
- CH: You see, Chef, I haven't felt a touch of a stallion in few moons
- >Ohhhh, Chef knows where this is going
- Say no more, Cheerilee. I know just what you need. Come to my place at 7:00
- CH: But Chef..
- Ah ah! No buts. Just show up, and I'll relieve some of that pressure.
- >She nods and walks inside
- >the lunchroom is an entirely distended building
- >In the lunchroom, you prepare the lunch for the little fillies and colts
- >You signature dish
- >Apple Chili
- >You set the huge pot to simmer until the children get to lunch
- >An Hour Later
- >Almost all the young ponies have been served, but you still haven't seen your favorite few
- >On que, Pinkie, Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy walk up to the lunch counter
- Hullo Children!
- All: Hi Chef!
- How can I help y'all today
- TS: Chef, What is a fillyfooler?
- Aww shit, children. Where the hell have been hearing things like that?
- PP: Miss Cheerilee said it today, she said the Princess was one.
- R: Doesn't that mean the Princess like to play pranks on fillies?
- >Why is it, whenever children come with questions about stuff they shouldn't know about they always come to you?
- >Dayum. It ain't easy.
- Well, you see children. A fillyfooler is somepony who loves fillies. But not like the normal love, like the mommy and daddy kind of love.
- FS: Well, you're older than us and you...love...us. Doesn't that make you a fillyfooler?
- No, children.
- >Pinkie starts to sob uncontrollably
- PP: So you don't love us?
- Of course I do!
- PP:okay!
- >Pinkie bounds out of the serving room into the cafeteria
- PP: HEY EVERYPONY, CHEF'S A FILLYFOOLER
- >silence
- >Dayum...
- CH: Mr. Chef
- >Here we go.
- CH: I need a favor
- What do you need?
- CH: I need about [spoiler]tree fiddy[spoiler]
- AWWW HELL NAW.
- CH: Cheerilee splits in half and the Loch Ness monster towers over you
- WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?! GET OUT OF HERE LOCH NESS MONSTER!
- >Fluttershy trots about to, hiding behind her mane
- FS: Are South Park references your fetish Chef?
- NO!
- >Fluttershy shrugs and tears off your pants with her teeth
- >She inhales your dick
- STOP IT CHILDREN!
- I DON'T WANNA MAKE LOVE TO YA PONY, DON'T WANNA LAY YOU DOWN BY THE FI-YAH
- AND CARESS YOUR PONY BODY, MAKE YOU MOAN AND PERSPIRE
- >Mecha Barabra Streisand crushes you as she steps through the school, fighting Jesus.
- >You void your bowels
- >Fuckin' Fluttershy.
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