Title:           Equestria Park
Author:          Anonbraham_Lincoln
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/uk9Fd3DV
First Edit:      Friday 8th of March 2013 11:13:05 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 8th of March 2013 11:13:05 PM CDT

>Day South Park in Equestria
>Come on down to Equestria, gonna have myself a time
Twilight and Rarity: Friendly ponies everywhere, fluffy mares without temptaion
>Goin' to Equestria, gonna leave my woes behind
Pinkie: Ample plots day or night, ponies spouting "Friends are magic!"
>Goin' to Equestria, see if I can't unwind
Fluttershy: (muffled) Is South Park your fetish, Anon?
>Come on down to Equestria, see some pones of mine.
>You are Chef(Anon)
>Wake up
>Shit, Shower, and don your chef's hat and apron
>The job as the local schoolhouse cook is the best possible job you could of gotten.
>You were a chef back at Earth, so it just made sense.
>Plus that Ms. Cheerilee ain't that bad.
> MMmmmMMM! That pone could work it.
>Also, the fillies and colts there were always a pleasure to talk to.
>Head out the door
>Arrive at the school
>Cheerilee is standing at the front step, fidgetting with the lock to the school house
>Her hair is all dishevled
>Her eyes are sunken
Ms. Cheerilee, allow me.
>You take the key from her and unlock the door
CH: Oh, well thank you chef.
>She seems distracted
Are you all right Ms.Cheerilee? Is everything okay?
CH: Everyth....well no. Not everything's okay.
>You give her the puppy dog eyes, bitches love that.
CH: You see, Chef, I haven't felt a touch of a stallion in few moons
>Ohhhh, Chef knows where this is going
Say no more, Cheerilee. I know just what you need. Come to my place at 7:00
CH: But Chef..
Ah ah! No buts. Just show up, and I'll relieve some of that pressure.
>She nods and walks inside
>the lunchroom is an entirely distended building
>In the lunchroom, you prepare the lunch for the little fillies and colts
>You signature dish
>Apple Chili
>You set the huge pot to simmer until the children get to lunch
>An Hour Later
>Almost all the young ponies have been served, but you still haven't seen your favorite few
>On que, Pinkie, Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy walk up to the lunch counter
Hullo Children!
All: Hi Chef!
How can I help y'all today
TS: Chef, What is a fillyfooler?
Aww shit, children. Where the hell have been hearing things like that?
PP: Miss Cheerilee said it today, she said the Princess was one.
R: Doesn't that mean the Princess like to play pranks on fillies?
>Why is it, whenever children come with questions about stuff they shouldn't know about they always come to you?
>Dayum. It ain't easy.
Well, you see children. A fillyfooler is somepony who loves fillies. But not like the normal love, like the mommy and daddy kind of love.
FS: Well, you're older than us and you...love...us. Doesn't that make you a fillyfooler?
No, children.
>Pinkie starts to sob uncontrollably
PP: So you don't love us?
Of course I do!
PP:okay!
>Pinkie bounds out of the serving room into the cafeteria
PP: HEY EVERYPONY, CHEF'S A FILLYFOOLER
>silence
>Dayum...
CH: Mr. Chef
>Here we go.
CH: I need a favor
What do you need?
CH: I need about [spoiler]tree fiddy[spoiler]
AWWW HELL NAW.
CH: Cheerilee splits in half and the Loch Ness monster towers over you
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?! GET OUT OF HERE LOCH NESS MONSTER!
>Fluttershy trots about to, hiding behind her mane
FS: Are South Park references your fetish Chef?
NO!
>Fluttershy shrugs and tears off your pants with her teeth
>She inhales your dick
STOP IT CHILDREN!
I DON'T WANNA MAKE LOVE TO YA PONY, DON'T WANNA LAY YOU DOWN BY THE FI-YAH
AND CARESS YOUR PONY BODY, MAKE YOU MOAN AND PERSPIRE
>Mecha Barabra Streisand crushes you as she steps through the school, fighting Jesus.
>You void your bowels
>Fuckin' Fluttershy.