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Anon, Crusher of Femenism

By: Anonbraham_Lincoln on Mar 2nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.88 KB  |  hits: 36  |  expires: Never
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  1.     >Day Feminism in Equestria
  2.     >You are Anon
  3.     >Local misogynist and terror of independent mares everywhere.
  4.     >Wake up
  5.     >Head to the bathroom
  6.     >Shit, Shower, and Shave
  7.     >as you look in the mirror, you feel like something...wonderful is going to happen.
  8.     >Your chest hair tingles in excitement
  9.     >A small amount of blood surges to your penis
  10.     >Yes, It's going to be that kind of day.
  11.     >Walk down stairs
  12.     >Eat a bowl of meat
  13.     >check the oven's clock
  14.     >8:09
  15.     What?
  16.     >Fluttershy's not here yet.
  17.     >She's late. She's never late.
  18.     >Oh well, I guess a trip into town is in order.
  19.     >You walk out the front, close the door, don't lock it! Niggs don't hang around til 4.
  20.     >You arrive Sugar Cube Corner where Jonquil Molestor stands.
  21.     >she is visibly happy to see you, as you are her. Not for the same reasons.
  22.     >She flies over to you carrying a basket of produce.
  23.     >This is too easy.
  24.     >She drops the basket in her haste and the vegetables scatter around the floor.
  25.     >Fluttershy unknowingly goes to pick them up, but stops cold in her tracks.
  26.     >Her eyes slowly draw up to your's and lock in place with yoyr oppressive stare.
  27.     >She shaking wildly already. Sobbing a river in less than 10 seconds flat.
  28.     >Pinkie and Missus Cake stand and watch in horror, unmoving.
  29.     Allow me.
  30.     >Mr. Cake and Spike (who was picking up pastries for Rarity) whoop and scream
  31.     >Your bone swells to near critical mass, breaking the button, and lauching it at mach3 into a glass cake display case.
  32.     >Mr. Cake and spike have huge ragers as well, by now devolving back into their primal male dominance.
  33.     >Mr. Cake mounts his wife and visciously rapes her, while she cries for Fluttershy's lost soul.
  34.     >Spike climbed up the counter and forced his dragon cock into Pinkie's mouth. Pinkie did nothing to protest, only accepting her fate.
  35.     >You bend over, collect the vegetables slowly and hand them to Fluttershy.
  36.     FS: Thank you.
  37.     It was all my...No.
  38.     >you gently oppress her by taking the vegetables and washing them in the nearby sink for her.
  39.     >Spike and Mr. Cakes rape triples in intensity, Mrs. Cake's cooter is destroyed and bleeding. Pinkie has vomitted 3 times.
  40.     >Mrs. Cake and Pinkie aren't being held down, Mr. Cake and Spike join hands while raping the mares.
  41.     Here you are. Ms. Fluttershy.
  42.     >Fluttershy is shaking and crying, she lifts her head enough to say
  43.     FS: Thank you
  44.     It was all my pleasure.
  45.     >Spike and Mr. Cake explode in their respective mares, jetting them to opposite sides of the room.
  46.     >Semen, vomit, and blood streak the floors.
  47.     >As you, Mr. Cake, and Spike leave Sugarcube Corner, Mrs. Cake and Pinkie come to console Flutteropressed.
  48.     >They release the semen they've aquired into Fluttershy's mouth and rub her belly while quoting "The Notebook"
  49.     >Was good day for all.
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