Title:           Pokerape
Author:          Anon_The_Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/HTkW71Nn
First Edit:      Tuesday 25th of February 2014 04:37:36 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 25th of February 2014 04:37:36 PM CDT

>Day pokemans in Equestria
>You're training a Twilichu
>You really wish there was a safer way to do this then risk your life walking in this grass
>It's just so damn tall
>Suddenly you are stopped
>"O-our eyes met! We must battle for your love! If thats okay with you..."
>You throw out your Twilichu
>Fluttershy throws out her Shutterfly
Twilichu! Use Psybeam!
>Twilichu shoots the beam from her horn at Shutterfly
>Shutterfly had used protect
Damnit!
>Shutterfly counters with The Stare
>Twilichu managed not to look
>Shutterfly must rest for 1 turn
This is it! Twilichu! Hit it with meteor!
>Twilichu's eye's glow as she floats into the air
>Suddenly the sky gets a little brighter
>You look up and so does Shutterfly
>Meteorite the size of the moon is coming down
>Not even at Shutterfly, just at the planet
Well shit I didn't think this through.
>"W-why would you do this Anon?!"
>You walk over to Fluttershy and put an arm around her
Because Fluttershy...
>"What?"
I wanna be the very best.
>You hold her tighter
Like no one ever was.
>"Anon w-"
To catch them is my real test.
>The sky turns red
To train them is my cause!
>"ANON THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT WHAT DO WE DO?!"
>You grab her and run towards Ponyville
>Fuck the pokemon they dont have souls anyway
>"WHAT THE FUCK ANON?!"
Lets try to save as many as we can before...
>The sky gets bright red like blood and the meteor slowly comes through the Atmosphere
>Ponies are running around screaming
>Celestia and Luna are trying to zap it
>You turn to Fluttershy when she taps on your side
>Tears are in her eyes
>She manages to say between snivels
>"I-is ending the w-world your f-fetish Anon?"
No Fluttershy.
>The meteor colides with the planet
No it's not.