Title:           Nope
Author:          Anon_The_Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/SC18VmPZ
First Edit:      Tuesday 25th of February 2014 05:01:03 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 25th of February 2014 05:01:03 PM CDT

>Day Rainbows in Equestria
>You cry in your bed to get it all out what's out in your head
>You feel a little peculiar
>You get in the morning and step outside
>Take a deep breath and get real high
>Flutters is there with a big strapon dildo
>You scream from the top of your lungs
Fucking Fluttershy!
>She dives at you
NOOOPE NOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOPE NOOOPE NOPE
>You take off into town and she chases after with her 14" strapon
I SAID NOPE! FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!
>You continue into the market running for your anal virginity
NOOOPE NOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOPE NOOOPE NOPE
>She lunges at you
>You swirve and run into an alley
I SAID NOPE! FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!
>You turn back to see if Fluttershy is still there
>Suddenly to strong hooves hold you
OOOHHH!
>They hold you in place as Fluttershy approaches
>"Stop trying to resist me!"
>Your big red captor holds tighter
>"And he tries..."
OH MY GOD DO I TRY! I try all the time...in this crazy pone world.
>A voice calls out from one of the buildings
>It's Captain Pone!
>"And he Prays!"
>He jumps down and kick's Big Mac in the head releasing you
>You turn and run
OH MY GOD DO I PRAY! I PRAY EVERY SINGLE DAY!
>Captain Pone is fighting Big Mac
>He gets kicked in the side
>"MYAAH!"
>You sprint the fuck outta there and Fluttershy follows
FOR YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE!
>You get to SugarCube Corner and run through screaming
NOOOPE NOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOPE NOOOPE NOPE
>Pinkie bursts into laughter seeing Anon being chased by Fluttershy with a strapon
>You jump through the kitchen window
I SAID NOPE! FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!
>You sprint even more to Twilight's Library
>Maybe she can help
>You kick down her door
>She jumps up shocked
>She screams for you two to stop
NOOOPE NOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOPE NOOOPE NOPE
>Fluttershy chases you around in a cirle
I SAID NOPE! FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!
>Suddenly a purple aura surrounds you and Fluttershy and you are in the air
>Twilight looks at Fluttershy with a frown
>"Just keep it inside...learn how to hide your feelings."
>She throws you out of the door
>Fluttershy begins chasing again
>You run past the house of Lyra
NOOOPE NOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOPE NOOOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPE
>She looks out of her window from making spaghetti and shakes her head
I SAID NOPE! FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!
>She finally gives up and goes home
Whew...
>It was a long day
>You go back home and go to sleep
>Only to wake up the next day feeling a little peculiar