Title: Lost in Time Chapter 3 Author: Anon_The_Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/aSAs7Ed4 First Edit: Tuesday 25th of February 2014 04:31:57 PM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 25th of February 2014 04:31:57 PM CDT >You are Anon >Twilight gave you the basics like how he acted and some couple days of history because it was getting late Twilight? >"Yeah?" Do I go to SugarCube Corner? Like to apologize and hopefully sleep? >"Yes. Now go. I'm tired and I'm sure you are too." >You walk over to the door >Spike comes in >"Night man." >He walks off >You're about to shut the door behind you when you hear Twilight >"Hey Anon!" What? >"Don't forget to act like him. It'll throw off the vibe if he comes back." Okay. >You leave and head to SugarCube Corner >Rainbow stops you >"Where are you going huh?" >She stares agressively at you >And growls >You're too tired to care though >You just walk past her >In a Rainbow blur you're on the ground and shes standing on your chest >"Ha! Gotcha this time Anon." >You just stand off and pat off the dirt from your pants >She looks confused >"What's the matter Anon?" Tired. >She nods >"Yeah gettin a beating does that to ya doesn't it?" >She punches your shoulder Later. >You walk into SugarCube Corner >The blinds are down so nop0ny can see in >You shut the door >You see Pinkie sitting at one table eating some Spaghetti >Theres one candle on the table >Sets the mood as creepy >You notice her mane is still not poofy >You sit down across from her >She looks up to you with teary eyes >"Is it true you don't remember?" >Before you can respond a pile of rocks on a chair moves toward you >"He don't love you no more! I'm sure of it!" That's not true! >A bag of flour sitting next to you slaps one of its corners on the table like its a hand >"What you said was downright awful and rude!" >Look at you. Listening to rocks and a bag of flour >You look at Pinkie when the rock speaks >She just eats her spaghetti >How the fuck is she doing that >She violently twitches >"Hey bud! You listenin to me?!" >The pile of rocks scoots closer Alright stop this Pinkie. I want to talk to you, not your friends. >Her eyes focus back on you as she lifts her head >They are filled with anger and sadness Look...some kind of potion or something I drank turned me invisible for a while... >She nods for you to continue And the after effects are memory loss. Almost like amnesia. >She gasps >You grab her hoof and stroke it gently >It calms her a bit But Twilight helped me, she gave me my memory back. >She smiles >Almost there But one side effect happened. >Her smile disappears >"What?" It made me not so mean for a while. >Wow brain fuck you that was terrible she'll never- >Her mane poofs back out >"OHMYGOSHILOVEYOUSOMUCHANDIMGLADYOURBACKTONORMALHONEY!" >Its a good thing shes not Applejack, or you would have been fucked >She grabs your hand with her mouth and takes you upstairs >She stops you outside her room What's this? Why can't I come in? >"Hehe just wait silly!" >She closes the door and you hear tons of clanking and smashing >And what seems to be an air horn >Fucking Pinkie >The door slowly opens >You walk in >There are candles around the room and a trail of rose petals to the bed where Pinkie lays with a clown suit on Haha nice choice of clothing Pinkie... >She looks down at herself >Then she blushes hard >"Close your eyes!" >You put a hand over your eyes >Literally a second later she says >"Okay look!" >You take away your hand and see Pinkie laying in the same spot with nothing on >"This better honey?" >You nod >She motions for you to come in bed >You do so >Apparently time travel makes a motherfucker tired cause you were knocked out as soon as you got on that bed   Universe jump     >Day wat happen in Equestria >You are Fluttershy >You wake up >In a hospital? >You see a nurse Hello? Why am I here? >You try to lean forward but theres a sharp pain in your back >And your head hurts really bad >"Please you shouldn't move. You were hurt quite a bit. Probably in a fight." >You turn to your left and Rainbow is laying in another bed >You whisper Rainbow...pssst get up. >She moves a little and then opens an eye >Shes on her stomach because they had to cast her wings >"Fluttershy? Are you hurt?" No...my back hurts a little and so does my head... >"Yeah it looks like it hurts Shy." What do you mean? >You pick up a mirror on the little stand next to you >You hold it up and gasp Oh my gosh what happened?! >There's a bloody and bruised mark on your forehead and you have a black eye >"I don't know Fluttershy...I thought Anon just threw you on the ground." >The nurse gives both of you a strange look >You both stare back until she leaves What happened? >"Anon was pissed at something and he threw you on the ground really hard on your back." Oh my goodness... >"Yeah...then he punched me through a window and almost strangled me." What's gotten into him? Was it me? I'm so sorry I got you hurt Dashie. >"No Shy, this is Anon's fault. I just hope Pinkie is okay." Why? >"He wanted to see Pinkie...and then I passed out." Pinkie? Why her? >Pinkie bounces through the doorway >"Hiya you two! You look rested." What happened with Anon? >Her face gets a little less smiley >"I don't know what got into him...he was going on about how he had me and that nothing else mattered...then I found out what he did." >Rainbow almost shouts >"Then what?" >"Well he kicked you in the head Fluttershy...so I told him to leave. He didn't seem happy but he left." >You sigh I've never seen him like that...so violent...maybe violence is his fetish? >They both just look at you Or maybe n-not...haha... >"Where's Anon now?" >Pinkie shrugs >"I don't want to know. After what he did to you two I don't ever want to see him again." >Rainbow nods Wait a minute...he could just be in a bad place in his life right now... >They both gawk at you >"Shy how could you still love him after he nearly brakes your back?!" >Pinkie bounces up in your face >"Yeah!" Well think about this then...Why am I still friends with you Pinkie? >"What do you mean?" When I was taking lessons from Iron Will I became meaner than a big meanie head. But you still accept me. You know why? >"Why?" Because you forgive and forget. That's how you're supposed to live. >Pinkie nods and Rainbow tries to move but falls back with a grunt >"How long are we gonna be here?" >"Well the nurse said at least a week for you Dashie but Fluttershy only a day." >Rainbow pouts >"That's not fair!" I only got thrown and kicked in the face. You got punched through a window and windpipe almost destroyed. >"True." >She touches her jaw an recoils in pain Can the nurse give me some kind of pain pills so I can leave early? I need to talk to Twilight. >Pinkie bounces out >"I'll ask!" >3 seconds later a nurse comes in with pain killers I don't know how you do it Pinkie...but thanks. >You wait in the bed until you feel numb from the meds >You stand up and wave bye to Pinkie and Rainbow still talking >You gotta go talk to Twilight about that time machine thing >You get to her Library >You knock and she opens it with her magic >"Oh hey Fluttershy. Was time traveling his fetish?" Well uh...actually...I forgot how to use it and sent him through time...he got back yesterday but he was...different. He hurt me. >You point to your eye and forehead >Twilight gasps >What the bitch didn't notice your fucked up face first? >"This is terrible! Wait a minute...what did you do with it?" Well I typed in a date and then turned some nobs and stuff and pressed the red button and then he was gone...I don't know what happened to him...he's so angry now. >"FLUTTERSHY THAT MIGHT NOT EVEN BE OUR ANON!" >You hide behind your mane S-sorry Twilight. >"SORRY?! YOU'RE SORRY? Okay lets just all play around with time until none of us are who we actually are!" >Spike slips out hearing the rant >"Do you understand what danger you put this entire universe in?! We could all be erased in seconds!" >You stand up straight >You raise a hoof and smack Twilight on the head >She stops screaming and stares at you >"We need to find out what to do. I'll write a letter to Princess Celestia right away. You...just go rest. Or if you can try and find Anon. But don't get hurt!" >You nod and she shoos you out with magic Okay...time to find Anon.