Title:           Karaoke
Author:          Anon_The_Anonymous
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First Edit:      Thursday 27th of February 2014 09:48:24 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 27th of February 2014 09:48:24 AM CDT

>Day music in Equestria
>You wake up from the immense pain of smashing your face on the floor when you roll off the couch
>You mutter into the carpet
Fucking couches...
>You stand up
>There's a knock on the door
>You open it and Fluttershy stands there
Well this is a surprise!
>"Really?!"
No.
>Her ears flatten
>"O-oh...I was w-wondering if you w-wanted to go out to the b-bar tonight..."
>Drinking?
>Okay
>Drinking with your rapist?
>Not okay
I'm not in the mood to be raped by you.
>"E-everyp0ny else is going..."
Who?
>"Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, and Applejack."
>You stroke the peach fuzz on your chin and stare at the sky
>Fluttershy looks where you're looking obviously confused
Sure. When?
>"Um...now actually."
Don't you think it's a little early to be drinking?
>"It's 7 at night Anon."
>You look around
>Oh...the sun was going down...
Hold on let me get some clothes on...
>She squees and runs inside
You cannot watch.
>Her ears flatten and she sits on the floor
>You sanic up the stairs and throw on the clothes you think smell clean
>You walk back down and see Flutters on the couch with something
What are you doing?
>She jumps when you talk and sends...a dildo flying across the room
>It smacks against the wall with a schlick noise
You are one scary mare.
>She mumbles something and you both leave
>She takes you to a bar where you see the rest of your p0ny friends
>You sit next to AJ and Pinkie
>Pinkie nudges you
>"You ready to get wasted?!"
Woah woah calm down now. I just woke up a bit ago...
>She punches you in the shoulder
>It doesn't really hurt it's just annoying
>"Don't be such a baby!"
>She slides you a mug of cider
>Before you pick it up you hear music cut on
>You turn to the left and see a stage with a jukebox and a mic
Is that...is that Karaoke?
>Twilight nods and magics a piece of paper with quill and ink
>"You know what Karaoke is?! Oh my goodness I didn't know they had that where you were fr-"
>You zone her out as you see Fluttershy go up to the machine and push in some song
>She lowers the mic and stands there looking at you
>The music starts
>You slowly facepalm as you realize what song she chose
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w
>She stares directly at you and starts
>"M-my tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I, g-got out of bed at all. Morning r-rain clouds up my window, and I can't s-see at all. And even if I c-could it'd all be grey, but your p-picture on my wall...it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad..."
>Rarity looks at you with a pouty face and whispers
>"Go up there and sing something with her! Just look at her..."
>She sings the next verse with even more stuttering and tears swell in her eyes as a drunk p0ny boos at her
>Damn this feel and it's incredible power
>You stand up and walk up there
>You click off her song and she turns to you
>"Why d-did you do that? I was singing for you..."
Pick a duet song and we'll sing it...together.
>She squees and rushes to the box
>You turn around and see Pinkie passed the fuck out
>Seconds later you hear a sick drum beat
>Then whistling
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51V1VMkuyx0
>Flutters tosses you a mic
>She starts
>"If I told you things I did before, told you how I used to be...would you just come over and rut me?"
>You shake your head in dissaprovement of her awful attempt to persuade you to fuck her
>"If you knew my story word for word, had all of my history...would you just come over and rut me?"
>It's a good thing you're good at improvising
I said it before you stupid mare, I do not care...I would never ever EVER rut you.
>Her ears flatten slightly
Don't give a fuck about what you did, or who you did it with...if you think I like you, you are a fool.
>Same drunk at his table begins ranting about how much horse cock you suck
>Fluttershy tears up and you glare at him
What the fuck is your problem?!
>"You're gay! And have awful music tastes!"
>You are about to throw your mic when you see the rest of the mane 6 (except Pinkie) come up to you
>Rainbow whispers in your ear
>"This is gonna be so awesome!"
>Rarity stands next to the jukebox and looks seductively at the drunk p0ny
>He shuts up
>AJ whispers something in Fluttershy's ear and she nods happily
Care to tell me what the fuck is going on?
>Then Twilight bucks you in the back of the leg causing you to kneel down
>Fluttershy flies up to your right and Rainbow to your left
>AJ sits in front of you
>Twilight whispers
>"Bohemian Rhapsody Anon."
>You nod
Oh...
>Then the light turns out
>The four of you sing
"Is this the real life?"
"Is this just fantasy?"
"Caught in a landslide"
"No escape from reality"
>Twilight somehow lights up your four faces
"Open your eyes"
"Look up to the skies and see"
>Applejack sings this part
"Ah'm just a poor colt"
"Ah need no sympathy"
>You all sing again
"Because I'm easy come, easy go"
"Little high, little low"
>Applejack's voice rises out again as you all sing
"Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me...to me"
>Suddenly the lights cut back on and something hits Rarity
>"Aye! Stop being such a tease you whorse!"
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!
>"How about you sing a song that's good!"
>Everyp0ny stops and stares at that p0ny
>He shrugs
>"What?"
>You walk over and punch him in the head
>"That fucking hurt you faggot!"
>You hold him in a headlock and turn him towards Twilight
Finish it!
>Twilight magics the elements of harmony to the mane six
>They charge up and fire a rainbow beam at the p0ny
>He explodes in a bloody mess
>All the p0nies in the bar cheer and you continue the song to the end
>You go home and get in bed
>Today was an average day