Title:           Friendship League
Author:          Anon_The_Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Z64UCiLe
First Edit:      Tuesday 25th of February 2014 04:37:00 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 25th of February 2014 04:37:00 PM CDT

>Day costumes in Equestria
>You are woken up by a knock on the door at 10 am
>You sulk over to the door muttering obscenities about these ponies
>You open the door
>Pinkie is vibrating on your porch
May I help you?
>She flings herself in and shuts the door
>"HEYANONWANNACOMETOMYCOSTUMEPARTYTONIGHTITSGONNABESUPERDOOPERLOOPERFUN!"
>You sit there running back what she said in your mind but slower
Sure. When?
>After all it's a costume, and you are fucking beast at making costumes
>"7:30"
Okay.
>She squees and jumps behind your couch
Uh Pinkie?
>You look behind the couch
>She is gone and a cupcake lays there
>It has a tag on the paper that says "For my friend Anon."
Fucking Pinkie...
>You eat the cupcake and head off to Rarity's for some materials
>You knock on her door
>It swings open and Sweetie Bell leaves
>"Hi Anon bye Anon!"
>You wave and walk through the doorway
>Rarity notices you and walks up
>"How may I be of service Anon?"
I need some materials for a costume I'm making for Pinkie's party.
>She walks you up the stairs to a big dark room
>She flips the light on
>The place is filled with fabrics and such to the top
Oh my...
>"Why do you think this place looks so big on the outside? I've horded since I was small."
>She stands proudly
>"Alright stop gawking and speak up, what do you need?"
>You pick up your jaw from the ground and place it where it should be
I need some blue and red spandex, red slightly pointed shoes, some yellow and red fabric, and a red cape.
>She looks at you with a strange look
>"Alright? Here."
>All the stuff you asked for she levitates to you in seconds
How did you...
>"Memorization."
How much you want for this?
>"Not a thing except that you put them to good use."
Really? Thanks!
>You rush out and run home to begin making your costume
>You finish in just about 7 hours
>You hold up your Superman outfit with great pride
>You put it on and then the boots and cape
>You look at the time
>It's 7:53
>Whatever, all the cool kids show up late
>You use some jel and comb your hair just like Superman's
>You look in the mirror
I look fucking amazing.
>"D-damn right you do."
>You almost fall over afraid
Fluttershy what the fuck you should have knocked!
>"O-oh well I saw you through the window naked so I uh...haha...yeah."
Fluttershy the costume party has already started at Pinkie's. You better get ready.
>She nods
>"O-oh yes I know."
>You both just stand there staring at each other
Okay...
>You walk out of your bathroom and she flings herself in and closes the door
>Damn shes weird
>Knock on the door
>You answer it
>Purplesmart wearing a black and grey vest type thing with a black cape and a yellow b-
>She's Batman okay?
Oh nice Batman costume Twi.
>"Batman? Thats a funny name. No I'm Batcolt. I couldn't find a girl costume..."
>She lowers her head
It's okay Twi you look kinda cute in that.
>She initiates super blush mode level Twilight Sparkle
>You bend down to hug her
>She pulls back and trys to talk like Batman with scratchy voice
>"My parents are dead."
Hey Twi?
>"Yeah?"
You suck at that talk normal.
>"Okay."
>Suddenly a Pink flash of light behind her
>Pinkie Pie emerges in Pink tights and with a band around her hoof that looks like...
Green Lantern?
>"Haha no silly I'm the Pink Lantern!"
>You shrug
Why aren't you at the party Pinkie?
>"I came looking for you and the others...we were going as the Friendship League right?"
>Oh my fucking wat
Wat.
>"Yeah! You're Superstallion, I'm the Pink Lantern, Twi's Batcolt, Rarity is Wondermare, Rainbow is The Dash, and Fluttershy is Aquacolt."
>You sit there in just amazement of these ponies and their extremely similar universe
Wait what about Applejack?
>Twilight steps up
>"She...She didn't really understand who the Friendship League was...She chose Spidermare."
>Pinkie bursts out laughing but Twilight punches her in the gut
>You chuckle
>They made Fluttershy the useless one with the similar powers
>Fluttershy steps out of the bathroom with an Aqua man suit on
>"Pinkie I wanted him to guess who I was! Y-you ruined it!"
>She starts crying
>What the fuck?
>You go to comfort her
>She pokes an eye out
>"Is comforting attention seeking whores your fetish?"
What? No.
>"Oh."
>"W-what about role playing? Superstallion wanna r-ride?"
>All of you stare at her
Can we start going now please?
>They nod in agreement and you set off
>You pass a bush that makes a strange sound
Wait, stop.
>They stop
>Bush continues to make noise
>You reach into the bush and pull out Rarity
What...what the hell were you doing in a bush?
>"I fell, thank you for saving me!"
>She hugs you
>Flutters looks pissed
>You see her attempt at Wonderwoman
>Mane is styled very accurate to hers, all seems right except her red chest piece
Uh...wheres the rest of the costume?
>She blushes a little as she stands up on her hind legs
>Red thing is covering crotch tits
>Not sure if disgusted by seeing that or okay with not seeing crotch tits
>You all continue walking
>Fucking red and yellow streak past you
Hey Rainbow.
>She stops going fast and walks
>"Sup."
>Her costume is completely accurate. You know besides her being a pony
>You get to the party and everyp0ny looks at you
>They are all wearing sexy costumes and grinding on each other or kissing
What the fuck did you all have to drink?!
>Half start to look worried
CAUSE I WANT SOME!
>You party hard as fuck with these crazy mares
>You notice Spidermare sitting alone at the bar
>What a loser
>You go over there and out drink her
>You're so drunk you stumble out of SugarCube Corner with Fluttershy
>She's sober
>You get back to your house and she lays you in your bed
>Drunk brain has been activated please give dick full control of body
>Permission granted Drunk Brain, Penis is now in control
H-hey Fluttershy...wanna ride the Superstallion?
>She squees and is on top of you in an instant
>You get a boner
>But Fluttershy's hooves and you drunk cant take off the spandex
>Oh well
>Looks like Superstallion's not
>Fucking Aquacolt