Title:           Day in School
Author:          Anon_The_Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Wd58XRW4
First Edit:      Friday 28th of February 2014 12:20:29 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 28th of February 2014 12:20:29 PM CDT

Asked to use:
Bricks
Skeleton
The number ?
Those pencils you can bend over and over again
 
>Day in school in Equestria
>Your alarm wakes you with its stupid moaning
>Wait...you don't have an alarm
>Something touches your ass
WOAH SHIT!
>You jump out of bed and land on the ground
>You peer over the bed and see Fluttershy masturbating
What the fuck man. Not in the bed.
>You pick her up and throw her out the window, not giving two shits about having to fix it later
>You walk to the bathroom
>*Performing the routine*
>Head downstairs and something catches your eye
>A box
What's in the box?
>You walk over to it and pick it up
>It is wrapped in purple and white checkered paper
>There is a note that says: "To Anon From Miss Cheerilee"
>You open it and its...
Pencils?
>Oh shit
>You have to get to school
>To learn uhh...geography or something
>You take the box and walk out the door
>Twilight shouldn't have forced you to go to school
>It wasn't fair
>Who cared if you didn't know where fucking Manehattan was...
>Apparently Twilight
>You reach the school and see Miss Cheerilee outside with the kids
>You approach
Hey. Why are we outside?
>"Well Anonymous someponies..."
>She eyes the CMC who look away
>"decided it would be a good idea to see if their cutie marks were for construction."
>You look at the school house
>How you missed this when approaching you have no idea
>There is a huge hole in the wall with a pile of bricks
>You chuckle to yourself and sit next to the pile
>"Now class...who knows what this is?"
>She holds up a piece of paper with a hoof
>It shows ?
That's pi.
>"Very good Anonymous! Do you know what number that stands for?"
>Before you can answer that weird ginger one stands up
>"3.1415926535897932384-"
>"OKAY! Okay Twist! Thank you."
>She sits down
>Fucking crazy bitch
>Later...
>It is so damn hard to use your leg to write on the paper
>You keep punching a hole through your paper
>As you are spelling out "the" the pencil point rips through the paper and pricks your leg
FUCKING SHIT!
>You hold the pencil up and bend it to snap it
>Except it keeps bending until the tip and the eraser touch
Woah...
>This keeps you in a trance as Cheerilee gives a lecture about not paying attention
>"Anon!"
>Your head snaps to her
>Quick think of an answer
Seven!
>Waves of laughter erupt from them and Cheerilee tries to hold in hers
>"Maybe you should pay attention Anonymous."
>You nod
>Suddenly you see movement in your peripheral vision
>You turn to see as Cheerilee continues the lesson
>It's Fluttershy
>She pokes her head around the side of the building and waves
>You slightly wave back
>She can be cute sometimes
>Other times it's just fetish this and fetish that
>You really wish she didn't l-
>"I love you!"
>She whispers to you
>Fucking Fluttershy you can't even complete a thought
>You really wish she didn't lo-
>"I love you!"
>You grit your teeth and look at her
>She wouldn't be so damn bad
>If she didn't fucking l-
>"I love you!"
>You grab a brick and throw it at her, knocking her out
>No one notices
>You complete the day and head back home for a wonderful egg sandwich
>There is another knock on your door
>You put down your sandwich and open the door
>It's Twilight
>Except she looks different
>She has wings too
>"Hey Anon! Guess what?"
Uhh...what?
>"Come on guess!"
>You give her a 'nigga' look
>"I became an Alicorn! It all started when-"
>You sit down on the couch and put your sunglasses on
>"What are you doing?"
I like this style, don't hate.
>She shrugs and continues her story
>You fall asleep
>You awake in your bed
>To the sound of your alarm's stupid moaning
>Wait a minute...
>A familiar xylophone sound plays in your head and a skeleton's skull rolls out from under your bed
NO!