Title:           Mini-Post: Day in the life of Carrot
Author:          AnonKono
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/fzbYYUD2
First Edit:      Sunday 25th of March 2012 01:06:54 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 25th of March 2012 01:06:54 AM CDT

>Be Carrot
>Mommy at work.
>In saferoom, feeling safe.
>Try to eat table. Fail.
>Play with blocks. Fun.
>Miss Mommy.
>Cry because missing Mommy.
>Draw crude picture for Mommy.
>Feel little better.
>Play with big red ball. SO MUCH FUN.
>Miss Mommy some more.
>Snuggle with blankie, wishing it were Mommy.
>Take nap.
>Get drink of water from drowning-proof hampster water feeder thing.
>Play mountain climber on child proof furniture.
>Fall down.
>Miss Mommy some more.
>Put hooves on door and watch for Mommy.
>Miss Mommy.
>Be sad.
>Mommy gets home, and lets you out.
>Be overjoyed.
>Give Mommy your picture.
>Mommy says she loves it, and puts it on the magic food box.
>Life is good.
 
The End!