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I got a dog

By: AnonKono on Mar 27th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.42 KB  |  hits: 505  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Learn about fluffy ponies
  2. >Go to buy one
  3. >Talks in babytalk and requires near constant attention to live even a day.
  4. >Fuck that shit.
  5. I got a dog.
  6.  
  7. >Out for a walk.
  8. >Oh shit. Forgot to put your fluffy in her saferoom.
  9. >Rush home.
  10. >Fluffy pony has pooped.... everywhere.
  11. >Shove fluffy pony's face in it
  12. "NO! BAD FLUFFY PONY!!"
  13. >Fluffy pony tries to say "No smeh'ewl pwetty"
  14. >Fluffy pony drowns in its own shit instead.
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