Title:           Do you like Bananas MLP?
Author:          AnonAlighieri
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First Edit:      Tuesday 6th of March 2012 11:14:49 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 6th of March 2012 11:14:49 AM CDT

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>Go to Canterlot
>Have meeting with Celestia and Luna
>Discuss goverment
>"Anon, what kind of Government do humans have?" they ask
>"Well primary we have Representative governments elected via democratic process" you reply
>"No kings or queens or princesses?" they ask
>"Well, once representative government got a foothold, we in general disposed of our royalty" you finish
>Luna and Celestia look at each other
>Celestia asks if you like bananas
 
Alternet time line
>Go to Canterlot
>Have meeting with Celestia and Luna
>Discuss religion
>"Anon, what kind of religion do humans have?" they ask
>"Well, one of the big 5 is called christanity, they believe that god incarnate walked the earth and essentially forgave us for all our sins" you reply
>"Well what happened to him? Does he lead your people like we lead our ponies?" they inquire
>"Well noo...." you mutter
>"Why not?" they asked
>"Well, we kind of nailed our god to a stick" you reply
>Luna and Celestia look at each other
>Celestia asks if you like bananas
 
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