- >Christmas Morning
- >Fuck Yeah
- >Get tons of cool gifts
- >One more
- >No tag
- >Damn it, Mom, I don’t believe in Santa
- >Open Gift
- >It’s a fucking Wonderbolts getup
- >Perfect details
- >Fabric feels amazing
- >You have to try it on
- >To the Pon-Cave
- >It’s too tight, won’t fit over tacky PJs
- >Get those the fuck off, put on Wonderbolt
- >Damn, that’s nice looking
- >Still tight
- >Is it getting tighter?
- >Shit, it is.
- >Drop to floor, suit squeezing
- >Gasping for breath
- >Hair tumbling down past face
- >Arms and legs numb
- >Oh god hands are hooves
- >Suit still squeezing
- >And you have a tail
- >Everythings bigger
- >Shitshitshitshitshit
- >Bones reshaping
- >Now you have four legs
- >face extending too
- >This can’t get worse
- >Spoke too soon
- >Stabbing pain on your back
- >Suddenly, majestic wings
- >Okay, that’s not too bad.
- >Prickles all around
- >Then nothing
- >Lay on floor, gasping
- >Finally get up
- >Surprisingly easy to manage four hooves
- >Go to mirror
- >You are the little Pegasus
- >Suit now perfect fit
- >Guess you’re a Wonderbolt now
- >Put on awesome shows
- >Be the happy little pony
- >Merry Christmas to all
- >And to all a pon-night.
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