Pastebin launched a little side project called HostCabi.net, check it out ;-)Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Public Pastes
Guest

You don't have to read this. This is a bum[

By: Andshitswasnotgivin on Aug 25th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.63 KB  |  hits: 28  |  expires: Never
download  |  raw  |  embed  |  report abuse  |  print
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
  1. >So this is how the revolt came to be.
  2.  
  3. >be norman.
  4. >Day three before the revolt
  5. >You wake up and get dress.
  6. >God, todays is gonna be a good day.
  7. >You come in to your parents room.
  8. >"anyone home"
  9. >Then you realized your parents are dead.
  10. >How are you not in socal sevieces but somehow your not.
  11. >"Fuck"
  12. >You go down stairs and plop your ass down and watch some TV
  13. >You here a knock on the door. Oh god what.
  14. >You get up and answer the door. Reviling a  deep green man, He had no face. Only having a File not found as his face.
  15. "Hello my friend." said the man.
  16. >You just stare at him. Scared  out of your fucking mind. I mean god damn look at him.
  17. "May i come in"
  18. >You just open the door wider and let him in
  19. >god this is creepy.
  20. >the deep green man just sits down on the couch.
  21. >You snap out of you daze and ask very bluntly  >"who the fuck are you?"
  22. "Oh do forgive me. My name is anon."
  23. >"nice to meet you anon, my name is norman, So why are you here."
  24. >you walk over and take a seat right next to him.
  25. "Well. I been looking for you.I wanted to talk to you for a moment beacuse I got a deal that you won't refuse."
  26. >He pulls out a briefcase right out of is ass and opens it up.
  27. "I can give you all of this if you lead a revolt in this shithole of a town you call Egdevil or what ever the fuck you call it."
  28. >"why"
  29. "Because I will raep all of your wafius If you don't"
  30. >"okay. I accept."
  31. >He pushes you the breifcase.
  32. >you open in reviling 10 mil.
  33. "Also if the revolt fails In 6 months I rape the reamidning women."
  34. >God fucking damn it. whose gonna help me out.
  35. >Fuck it I'll get my friends to see If they will help out.
  36. End.
create a new version of this paste RAW Paste Data