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The revolt part one. THE HAPPENING

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  1. >Be norman
  2. >day Viva la revolution
  3.  
  4. >today is the last day of the planning
  5. >Tommorw there is gonna be a revolt against the government and kick them out of the town
  6. >You are going to lead the revolt and kill as many poilce and miltary as possible
  7. >today shall be known in history that a small town was able to overthrow the goverment and its most trusted jews
  8.  
  9. >You sit down at your table desk with two uzis on top
  10. >tommorw is gonna be a good day
  11. >You start wirting in a small black bound leather journal saying that if you die you want these 7 to rule
  12. >brad. head of planning
  13. >Ayran. adviser
  14. >Purple. social and moral
  15. >pinkie. Master of the cermoines
  16. >Flutters. In charge of recon and stealth
  17. >Rainbro. Miltary and training
  18. >Orange. framing
  19.  
  20. >You close the book and put it on top of the desk.
  21. >you grab a small stickie note saying.
  22. >please read if Normal mc Norman dies
  23.  
  24. >you end up falling asleep. no shit were given
  25.  
  26. >About 5 hour later you are woken by gunfires
  27. >"shit, There started too early"
  28. >you end up hauling ass and run out of the small shit building
  29. >"godamnit you forgot your uzis
  30. >you run back in and grab the uzis and haul some fucking ass
  31. >You rush into the crowd to see whats going on when gunshots are heard
  32. >Shit it the cops fireing at the crowd
  33. >Other shots were fired
  34. >there heads explode
  35. >holy shit
  36. >you look up and see that it flutter. good girl
  37. >You rush in the station and gun down the rest of the fuck tards down
  38.  
  39. >You start looting the bodies and find one of there keys
  40. >Then you grab the key and open there armony
  41. >You run out of the poilce and yell out
  42. >"GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE"
  43. >they crowed start rushing in and steal everything from the armory.
  44.  
  45. >You fire a shot up and say
  46. >"rush everything, and kill everyone that a cop or part of the gov. and meet at city hall."
  47. >The corwed rush out
  48. >The only one left was brad.
  49. >he weilding a M60 with a head band
  50. >"Bro we need to talk" said brad
  51. >"sit down"
  52. >Brad just sit down
  53. >"look we need to talk about what happens later."
  54. >"So what."
  55. >"Who gonna be in charge."
  56. >"Me, you a gonna be my enfocerer and if somthing goes bad or arye you are my second the head of command"
  57. >"oh."
  58. >"lets go out and start a slaughter man"
  59. >"BRADCAL MAN"
  60. >You two storm out and rush towards the city hall.
  61. >cops body are layed in a pile as you and brad lead into the building
  62. >You kick in the door and start fireing at a shit-ton of people.
  63. >civilan or no they were targets.
  64.  
  65. >you bust into the mayors room and procide to kill everyone in there.
  66. >you look at brad and say
  67. >"we fucking won man."
  68. >"fuck yeah bro. fuck yeah"
  69.  
  70. End of part one
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