- >be norman
- >at home smoking a dub pwning a bunch of faggots on CoD
- >"Stop raping my ass you douchenozzile" say some bitchity 13 year old retad
- Yeah go fuck yourself to you cunt
- >"stop being a huge faggot"
- >you just laughs
- What are you some douchess cunt
- >"no"
- Now shut up and enjoy the >rape
- >You hear a muffle on the mic revaling a sound of pure doucheness
- >Brad
- >"sup faggot. Pwning my little bro I see"
- you have a bro
- >"some adopted Chink, now what the hell was the little bitch complaneing about
- Oh me kicking his little red ass back arcoss the map.
- >"No shit really"
- Yeah he sucks ass
- >"Hey man I just wanted to come on to show you this"
- >you hear your phone ring
- >a text from brad
- >https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Main_Page The shit I seen man
- >"Just check that shit ou-, Shut the hell up you commie basterd"
- Oh okay I'll check it out, wait this shit ain't like a shock site is it
- >"No it all good"
- Alright see you in a min.
- >you disconnet
- Alright lets see what type of faggotry we got are selfs into
- >Go on your best tier comp.
- >go on chrome
- >look up the link
- >Goes on and sees a basterd wikiapdiea
- The fucks with this shit
- >You look up tits beacsue why fuck not
- https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Tits
- My god that is the most breast I seen on a webpage
- >You look around and click on the exapnd gallery and sees a whole shit loads of tits
- >my god I think you just died
- >Be brad
- Why the hell isn't he back on.
- >stare at the chink
- Get me some of that fried chicken in the fridge
- >"but mama said its for-
- DO IT YOU FAGGOt
- >The child runs off
- Lets see if norman took the bait
- >Ipwnyourass is online
- >Be norman
- >you look at yourself
- >all covered in seamen
- >my god it was glorious
- >You get back online and sees brad been waiting
- >"you check out the link"
- Fuck yeah best damn thing ever
- >You hear laughing in the background
- What the hell is so funny
- >"Oh god my bro just fell on a bunch of fried chicken
- >You laugh your ass off at the sound of that
- >"alright enough shitting around. one on one knife match"
- Oh come on those suck ass
- >"Do it, do it you wimp"
- godamnit
- >You join brads party while he sets up the rules
- So how long are these things
- >"about ten minutes each. It just a regular match but with knifes."
- Oh
- >You take a long drag on a the joint
- Lets do this
- >the match starts up on the largest map
- Godfucking damn it this isn't no sniping fight
- >"oh go fuck yourself my party my rules"
- >You run around for about a minute and see the only other person here
- supprise motherfucker
- >You shank the man
- >"Damn it howdaknow
- Pick a better area and-
- >you pick up his shit
- You were using a spniper rifle the whole time cheating bitc
- >You then precede to rape his ass every chances you get
- >By the time it over you won with over 15 kills
- >"alright i'm done
- Night bro
- >"night"
- >You disconnet and head back to the wonderful website
- >my god what else is the
- >Out of curoisted you look up this
- https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Furfags
- >You scroll down and look for about awhile.
- My god these furrets are scum
- >I mean you take slack for fucking saying somthing retarded but this
- >this is borderline batshit
- >You look up more and find some other "interseting" shit
- >Like this
- https://encyclopediadramatica.se/My_little_pony
- >okay what the hell is this shit
- > then this
- https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Bronie
- >my god what the holy hell is this
- >You end up reading this shit
- My god. what the holy hell did I just read
- >You just look at the screen
- How just how
- >You get on your phone and text brad this
- >How the holy hell did a midorcore show get super fucking hug. How I mean shit don't work like that at all.
- >your phone vibrates
- >It brad
- >the message reads
- >I need you to look up offended
- >you end up doing what he says
- https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended
- >Oh my god. The horror man
- > the shit was jus- Oh god.
- >You turn off the computer and flop in bed
- >The feel of crusted seamen from the misadventures of fucking the Aryan Beauty
- >You have one last fap before you go to sleep.
- >When you orgasem the blood just flow threw and makes you crash hard
- >The next day
- >A lovely Saturday
- >You mange to get up and start fucking around on your god-tier laptop
- >You spend and hour just fucking around and finding some really fucked up porn.
- >After that fap time you end up pirtareing some shit tier movies.
- >Then after a while you magne to bring yourself back to the site
- >My god what things may lurk there
- >You end up seacrhing for god knows what and spend most of the time seething in rage
- >you end up sleeping on the computer and wake up at two in the morining
- >your phone vibrates
- >its brad.
- You put him on speaker
- What the hell do you want
- > Hey man. Whats you doing
- Lurking on ED
- >Shit you what the hell you been doing, that shit can warp your mind into a socep-You know what keep lurk on there
- Oh fuck you brad. I'm not gonna change
- >Alright fine but when your ass gets kicked for asking for tits and shit I'm not gonna help
- Okay shut the fuck up you whiney ass bitch
- >Alright bye
- >you turn the phone off and go back to ED
- >You find a strange article called Old dirty /b/tard
- >You rap your arms around your legs and just look down at your shit chair
- >My god he was a hero
- >An hero
- >You end up thinking of all the shit you done
- >fuck a couple bitches
- >fuck even more bitches
- >fucked rainbow sorta
- >And then you realzed you tried to think of the bad shit that you done
- >then you realzed there way to many things you have done wrong.
- >but fuck it
- >You find a rolled up joint
- >you end up liteing it up and start taking drags
- >You look up and wonder
- Why did he do this shit. He was the best man ever
- >You look over and type in troll
- https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Troll
- >then you realzed your purpuse in life
- >to become a IRL troll.
- >become the next ODB
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