Title:           And this how bullshit happens
Author:          Andshitswasnotgivin
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Pisjjx3G
First Edit:      Friday 16th of August 2013 12:38:26 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 16th of August 2013 12:38:26 AM CDT

>There onces was a man name /v/idya
>He led an army of plebs from /b/
>There first assault was the sacking of /mlp/
>/v/idya was a taction
>he have led his men across a scorge of the wasitland
>Destorying many faggots of vg and vp to get rid of instourntes
>then the army macrch into the place of horrors
>the Desert of the ban
>many /b/tards lost there lifes on that day
>so then /v/idya got is most trust aliles to rally a army of 10,000 strong
>From the west was animu neckbreads
>from the east was /pol/ls who had enogh of this bullshit
>From the north was there godking cancer and his legion of redditer
>from the south was the true srodge of the internets. The gary niggers
>/v/idya knew that he could be killed so he hired a squad of bots to kill the high command or destroy there rept.
>The /a/inmu fan was a nartio faggot so he was shot in the head by his own "friends"
>/pol/ls leader. A man named /pol/rion was a jew. So he was shot by a neo-nazi
>king cancer was killed himself becasue he couldn't bare anthour war on 4chan
>and the sorgde leader was v& by a jewish man /pol/rion
 
>the day before the attack /mlp/ had rasied an army of nothing but there own
>most being elite troops who seen the shit
>some were furries
>some were dubstep faggots while other were just faggots
>There leader was there godking m00t
>but he was killed by assian by the name of /pol/ion
>the men assmble at the gate knowing it was going to fall by the sordge of the internet
 
>the day of the attack
>the sounds of wardrums were played as genreal /v/idya led the chrage anist the /mlp/ faggots
>the men charge the giant city walls as the animus grab there ladder to climb over there wall
>the redditor mange to get themself in by a underwater shitdranges
>the /pol/s rode tanks and fired shells at the wall making it crumble
>as for the Gary niggersThey were nowhere to be found
 
>the men of mange to push off the first wave but it weak walls fell in the second wave
>once there city walls fell the animus slaguter the frontline troops with big oversized weapons
>The /pol/ tanks rushed in there to shell it headquators and kill its leader
>the redditer were task to slaguter as many civilians as possble and somhow they succeded
>and the nigger were nowhere to be found
>in three hours later the war was over
>the city was sacked and lost almost everything
>the end