Title:           And that what I call depressing
Author:          Andshitswasnotgivin
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First Edit:      Friday 16th of August 2013 06:38:22 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 16th of August 2013 06:38:22 PM CDT

>be norman
>day holy shit I swear I didn't do it officer
>its been long a day and you finaly see the aryan buet.
>Today is going to be the day you finaliy tell her
>you asked her she wanted to come over for some bullshit test.
>she arrives and you guys sit down and study and helping each other and etc,etc
>It around 11 when you both dicesdie to watch a really shitty good movieplan 9
>In the middle she cuddlies up to you and starts nuzzilng your chin
>my god you poped 20 boner because of that
>About 20 mintutes later you ask if she wants to lay down and shit
>she just stare at you and just laughs her ass off
>"you want me to fuck you don't you" she saids in scarstic ass manner
>Your face is stone fucking cold. Rage inside of you starts to boils.
>you hear your pants being unziped
>you snaped out of your rage and look down
>My god she about to give you a blow job isn't she
>She pull out your 7/10 dick and rimacrks
>"oh my this why not do"
>she untucks your dick and rezips your pants
>she just smiling
>then everything goes dark for a monment
>when you snap out you see the buet. lying on the floor
>dead.
>blood trickling out of her shank wound
>"shit."
>You find the murder weapon to be a piece of broken glass
>got to think fast norman
>you grab the glass shard and shove it in her wound
>"fuck do you have any black trash bags"
>You mange to find some in a kitchen
>you procide to put the body in the there when her head won't fit
>"God fucking damn it"
>You find your trusty hactcit
>you head down stairs and procede to decapitae her
>God it horrble
>You end up being able to fit her body in there with no trouble
>but how the hell do you put her in the car
>You pick up the body and carry it out to the garage.
>This shit ain't gonna be fun
>you take your aconda-vice and fit the body in the trunk.
>You then go upstairs to take a shower
>you take a shower and then go in the car and drive off into night
>floor it to some local pond when a poilce officer pulls you over
>god damn it
>The cop walks out
>"you know why I stoped you"
>"for speeding"
>you break down in tears and the cop somehow  aloudss you to drive off
>you drive away just laughing
>"god dam cops. why you so stuiud"
 
>You find the small area and see that it over run with a orgy.
>you just stare for a minute and see if your relover and ski mask is still there
>In the glove box was the little 6 shot and you ski mask
>You put on the ski mask and load your gun
>You get out and scream "Everyone get the fuck down"
>They just run getting back to there cars and leaveing
>About a minute later nobody there
>"thank fucking god"
>you pull out the bag and procide to drag her into the pond
>You knew that the body would be found near the shore so you dicide to go to the middle of the pond and plant her there
>after ten minutes of trying you succesed
>you go up back to the lake and head back in the car.
>you take the ski mask off and put the gun in your mouth.
>BANG
the end