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Slutty Lyra stories

By: An_Irish_Nomad on Nov 3rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.72 KB  |  hits: 475  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day slutty pone in Equestria
  2. >You head downstairs for your usual morning breakfast
  3. >Hopefully Lyra didn’t replace the cow’s milk with her own this time
  4. >And there’ll be blood shed if she replaced your orange juice with bottled “squash soup”
  5. >Goddamn slutty ponies
  6. >As you descend the stairs you see Lyra slumped on the floor, her belly engorged to monstrous proportions
  7. “Jesus Christ!”
  8. >You rush over to her, vaguely recalling the basics of first aid.
  9. >Your mouth meets hers, and she suddenly opens her eyes.
  10. >”Mmmhmm?”
  11. “Fuck! Lyra, what the hell are you doing?”
  12. >”What? Oh!”
  13. >Lyra gets up, sighing contently. “Sorry Anon! I was just having a nap!”
  14. “Dammit Lyra, don’t scare me like that!”
  15. >The two of you laugh off the tension together, your worries forgotten. You then remember her disproportionate belly size.
  16. “Lyra, what’s up with your stomach? You aren’t pregnant, are you?”
  17. >”Of course not Anon. I may love sex but I’m always careful!”
  18. >She giggles. “No, I’m just engorged by stallion semen! You wouldn’t believe how many dicks I sucked this morning!”
  19. >Vomit rises through your throat as you rush to the bathroom, before viciously scrubbing your mouth clean.
  20. >Today was a bad day.
  21.  
  22. >Day rainbro in Equestria
  23. >Today is the day.
  24. >Today you will finally tell your best friend how you truly feel about her.
  25. >Your longing for Rainbow Dash was driving you insane: even more-so by Lyra’s incessant sexual habits.
  26. >Seriously, who the hell leaves jizz-filled condoms in the freezer...
  27. >You stroll through town, butterflies jittering in your stomach as you nervously ask for Rainbow Dash’s whereabouts.
  28. >Everyp0ny you ask replies with uncertainty, unsure of her whereabouts.
  29. >Finally, a certain pink pony reveals that she say her entering the town bathhouse not half an hour ago.
  30. >Your spirits elevated, you locate the spa quickly.
  31. >As you enter it, you are greeted by a sweaty, rosy-cheeked Rainbow Dash, who jumps in surprise.
  32. >”A-anon? What are you doing here?”
  33. “I… look, I’ve got something important to ask you…”
  34. >”Boy Rainbow Dash, that sure was fun! I never knew eating carpet could be so much fun!” Lyra interrupts, the smell of sexual fluids accompanying her as she makes her way into the room.
  35. “Wait… no, not you and Rainbow Dash, surely?”
  36. >Lyra giggles. “I’ve been experimenting, and it’s been really fun!”
  37. >Rainbow Dash blushes up, her wings visibly engorged. “Can you keep this a secret Anon? I really, really don’t want anyp0ny to find out about this.”
  38. >You turn around and blankly wander home. Locating your room, you collapse onto the bed, and cry into the pillows.
  39. >Fucking slutty pone, and fucking gay bathhouse.
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