A Dash of Apple Sauce: chapter 2

>You began walking down the dusty orchard road, accompanied by the orange p0ny that identified herself as “Applejack.”

>She had said that her friend, “Twilight” could help you recover your memories with magic. You hadn’t questioned the magic part – you were in a world of talking, sentient ponies. Why the hell wouldn’t there be magic?

“So, if my mythology knowledge serves me well, your friend Twilight is a unicorn, correct?”

>”Eeyup, thought ah wouldn’t refer to her as a myth. Any p0ny’d take offence to that, especially seeing as you’re the legend round these parts.”

“So, aside from Unicorns and... was it “earth” p0nies, yes? Aside from them, what other types of p0nies are there in Equestria?”

>”Well, th’other group of p0nies is…”

>”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

>You are vaguely aware of a blue blur crashing into your chest, sending you tumbling onto the dusty road.

“Ow… “

>You lean forward in an attempt to pull yourself up but a blue p0ny has pinned you down, standing on your chest, its face hovering inches before you. It looks at you with an unusual mixture of delight and wonder.

“Um, excuse me, but do you mind stepping off my chest?”

>”Oh, sure! Yeah!” it squeals before stepping off. You notice it sports a pair of feathery wings, one on both sides of its body.

>”Lemme guess Applejack, the last group is Pegasi?”

>”Quick as a whip, Anon.” Applejack replies.

>You stand and brush down your clothes, before turning to the Pegasus.

>”Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh!” she whispers over and over, her hooves covering her mouth. It’d be cute if not for the fact you were creeped the hell out.

“Missus, are you ok? You don’t look so good.”

>”I’m fine, can I just… poke you? Once?”

>Set jimmies to rustled.

“Err… I guess you can…”

>The Pegasus immediately floats over and touches you lightly in the chest.

>”No way, this is actually happening! No bucking way!” she squees again, and starts giggling.

>Applejack sighs and shakes her head. “Rainbow Dash, quit jittering and show some manners! Ya just knocked the man over, for Celestia’s sake.”

>”Oh sorry. Right.” The pegasi inhales and then looks you in the eye. “What’s up dude. I’m Rainbow Dash, the fastest flier in Equestria!” She does a little swoop in the air and hovers down to strike a pose in front of you.

 >What the fuck is this, a child’s cartoon? I mean really, did she just pose in front of you?

“Well, it’s a pleasure to meet you, Rainbow Dash. I’m Anonymous. Just Anonymous. As you can see, I’m not a p0ny. I’m actually a…”

>”I know what you are! You’re a human! Tall, strong and a natural born fighter!” Rainbow Dash exclaims, before standing on her backs hooves and throwing a few jabs at no-one in particular.

>Alrighty then.

“You’re quite the character, Miss Rainbow Dash.”

>”Please, just call me Dash. All my friends do.”

You raise an eyebrow. “I didn’t realise we were friends.”

>”Yeah, we’re friends now. Deal with it.” She flashes a cheeky smile.

>You had never appreciated obnoxiousness as a trait, but Rainbow Dash seemed alright, if a bit forward. And cocky.

“So… how did you know so much about humans? Applejack said they were a tale for little foals.”

>”Oh I read a lot of stories about humans. I just think they’re so cool! They can hunt, they’re tall, they’re smart, and look out for each other. That’s why I like them so much!”

>”Rainbow Dash, why are ya going round reading so many tales for little fillies?” Applejack says, with a shit eating grin on her face.

>”Oh! Well, you see… um…” Rainbow Dash squirms under the gaze of you and Applejack. “I-its not like there’s anything wrong with… reading books for little fillies.” She stammers, before looking back to the ground, pawing it with one hoof.

“Yes there is. It isn’t healthy for an adult to do little kids stuff”, you say, before laughing. “Just kidding Dash, I don’t care if you read books for children. If you’re enjoying yourself, then that’s your business and good for you.”

>She looks up at you and smiles, a sight which touches your heart. If these p0nies were any more adorable, then you might get diabetes.

“Cmon, let’s go. Applejack and I was heading to Twilight’s house to try and recover my memories, but you’re free to join us.

>”Yeah! Let’s go!” She exclaims, before floating around your head.

>Applejack rolls her eyes. “You’ve let yourself in for a handful, Anon.” she mutters.

“Aw come on Applejack, don’t be a killjoy. She’ll be fine.”

>”So, Anon! Where did you come from? How many humans are there? Are there more with you? Are there p0nies? Are the stories true? Do you hunt? Are…”

>Oh boy, here we go.