Title:           Twilight and Anon - Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cute
Author:          Amm_
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/s9sDiQ91
First Edit:      Thursday 18th of December 2014 03:34:32 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 18th of December 2014 03:34:32 AM CDT

================Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cute===================
Anon does inappropriate things in public. Then he insults Sparkle. Then he gets punished.
https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/21045896/
 
>"Anon.
>"If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times."
>"That is inappropriate to do in public!"
>Twilight continues to stare at you after your little "blunder"
>She has been really anal lately.
>It was just a burp.
>You couldn't hold it in either.
"What do you expect me to do? I've seen the way you eat at the hayburger. Compared to that, burping seems pretty minor."
>You should not have said that.
>You really should not have said that.
>Her face goes from a annoyed glare to a hateful gaze.
>You, Anon, have royally fucked up.
--------------- Five Minutes Later ---------------
>You dive behind a cart, barely dodging a horn laser.
"Ok, Twilight, I think this has gotten a bit too far."
>You felt the cart gripped in magic behind you.
"Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned the hayburger."
>You dash sideways towards an alley as you hear more lasers behind her.
"Maybe I shouldn't have made the weight comment"
>You keep going down the alley.
"Maybe I shouldn't have made 'oink' noises."
>You reach a dead end. Shit.
>You spin around, trying to find an escape only to see Twilight stalking towards you.
"But this is a bit of an overreaction right?"
"What are you, in estrus or something?"
>"WHAT?! I'LL SHOW YOU AN OVERREACTION"
>Wait. Shit. Welp, you're screwed now.
--------------- Fiveteen Minutes Later ---------------
>She was subjecting you to the most terrible horror imaginable.
>How a sweet little tu- pony like her even came up with such a thing was beyond you.
>You didn't know how much longer you could endure the torment.
>It was almost physically painful.
>But maybe, just maybe her attention had lapsed and you could get away.
>You might have a chance.
"Once you have finished charging you must reverse the polarity and..."
>You trailed off slowly and still your hand.
>Hopefully your warden had fallen asleep and you could escape.
>Her ear twitches as you fall silent and swivels at you.
>After a few more seconds of silence one eye opens and looks directly at you from her position on your lap.
>You could feel your dreams crumble.
>With a defeated sigh you scratch her ear for a second before going back to stroking her mane.
".. and slowly release the magic in a steady stream..."
>You go back to reading out of the Advanced Magical Mechanics book she had placed in your hand.
>You miss her contented smile as her eye closes again and she squirms deeper into your lap.
>Oh the agony.