Title:           !timezone {qm} - Whispers to the user the timezone of the QM and their current
Author:          Amm_
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/44rmPptK
First Edit:      Thursday 4th of February 2016 01:49:00 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Thursday 4th of February 2016 02:54:12 PM CDT

!timezone {qm}
- Whispers to the user the timezone of the QM and their current time.
 
!quote {post}
- Displays post pulled from Desustorage
- Needs a cooldown
 
!last {qm}
- Time since QM's last post is displayed
 
Res: I love you {chatbot name}
- Responds with "I only married you for the memes"
 
Hijacker: teh
- Responds with ">teh"
 
Wolvan: *
- 1% chance of 'Fuck off Wolvan'
 
!meme
- JAD is perfect
- >teh
- Whispen is a pretty stallion.
- you're waifu a shit
- >batfags
- The gay agenda taskforce strikes again!
- kekekkekekkekekekeke
- Check floor for dropped bits
- Inept's killed again!
 
!whatdraw
- Fetches random active quest: "Draw {quest}"
 
!reminder {offset} {text} {recurring y/n}
- Posts a reminder every {offset}
 
!vote {qm}
- First vote outputs "Vote for your favorite QM!"
- It doesn't actually count the votes and picks a random QM from a list.
 
!request
- displays request queue "{number} - {text}
 
!request {text}
- Saves a request
 
!request {number}
- Removes request by number
 
!fillyrape
- Summons Nips