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[AiE] AiE Shorts

By: Altanus on Mar 25th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.60 KB  |  hits: 12  |  expires: Never
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  1. 1) Gassy Twilight Poops on Anon
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  3. >Twilight’s vagina has quite rapidly become your most favourite place to be. It’s warm and slick and jesus, is it tight.
  4. >The reservations you once held to fucking a pony have equally fallen.
  5. >You don’t know what you were worried about. Sure, there’s a bit of a height difference, but it’s just like you’re fucking a dwarf.
  6. >A purple dwarf.
  7. >Okay, a purple paraplegic dwarf: apparently, horses aren’t meant to have sex this long, and she’s turned all floppy from the constant muscle spasms.
  8. >That’s okay, though! You’re nearly finished anyway.
  9. >A few more thrusts and…
  10. >Your grip tightens on her hips, smearing her butt and your crotch together.
  11. >Then you fire.
  12. >And Twilight fires back.
  13. >Wave after wave of gas pours out of her quivering butthole right into your waist, carrying a horribly hot, wet feel to it. You can feel the pressure of it slipping between the seal of your two bodies; shivers of revulsion race over you, chasing off any lingering bliss left by the orgasm.
  14. >There’s a pause as the two of you freeze.
  15. >“A-Anon?”
  16. >You don’t answer, instead choosing to slowly pull out. Doing so reveals that the wet patches on your body are not, as you’d hoped, cum, but instead black fragments of jettisoned turd.
  17. >Oh dear lord, why.
  18. >“I’m so, so sorry. This has never happen to me before with any of the toys – I mean, any of the stallions I’ve had back here before, I swear!”
  19. >Staying completely silent, you turn and walk over to the bathroom and scrub your groin.
  20. >Not clean, though.
  21. >It will never be clean again.
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  23. 2) Shining Armor Bromances Anon
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  25. “This is so uncool.”
  26. >It’s half an hour after Cadence interrupted your bro meeting with Shining Armor and demanded to be included in your plans for the day. After cycling through a variety of options – all of which we’re deemed ‘too nerdy’ – you suggested that you might as well just spit-roast her.
  27. >She did not take it as a joke.
  28. >Which brings you back to now.
  29. >“How is it uncool? We’re doing something together, aren’t we?”
  30. “No: me and Cadence are doing something together. You’re just sitting there waiting for Admiral Willy to get back on duty.”
  31. >Shining looks down to where his dick, still wet with his wife’s saliva, is flopped onto his stomach.
  32. >“It’ll be back up in a few minutes, just you wait.”
  33. “Yeah, pretty sure Cadence will be dead by that point.”
  34. >You slap her ass for emphasis, and then get back to pumping in and out of her limp body.
  35. >Cadence moans slightly in response.
  36. >She's at least comatose at the moment.
  37. >Won't be long now.
  38. >“Come on, dude. It ain’t her fault you’ve got, like, freaky alien stamina.”
  39. “Twilight sure as fuck can manage…”
  40. >There’s a pause as you realise that wasn’t actually whispered.
  41. >“Woah… wait, I… what?!”
  42. “Aw, shit. You weren’t meant to hear that…”
  43. >Shining sits up from his slouch, eyes blazing.
  44. >Hells yes, he mad.
  45. >“I… I can’t believe you’d fuck my sister!”
  46. “He said while I’m balls deep in his wife.”
  47. >“That’s different: Twily’s special! She’s my little sister, dude! I can’t believe you’d just use her like that!”
  48. >Cadence gurgles as you suddenly stop fucking her.
  49. “Woah, woah, woah. Who said anything about using her? We’ve been dating for months now, dude!”
  50. >Shining looks confused. “But… then why’d you keep it secret from me?”
  51. >You lift a hand up and rub at the back of your head.
  52. “Well, it was meant to be a surprise, man. I was planning on asking her to marry me a few months from now, so–”
  53. >Shining manages to get one word out of his wide open mouth: “Ohmigosh!”
  54. “That, well, we’d be–”
  55. >“Oh my fucking Celestia, yes!”
  56. “Brothers-in-law.”
  57. >Shining rears up and screams like a little girl, front legs flapping wildly with excitement.
  58. >“I can’t believe you’d do that for me, bro!”
  59. “Hey, it ain’t just for you! I mean, Twilight’s like, fifty percent similar to you, so she’s obviously the best female out there.”
  60. >Shining just grins in response.
  61. >“But it is just mainly about us being legally bros though, right?”
  62. “What the fuck do you think, man? Course it is!”
  63. >“Fuck it: get out of my wife right now, man! Best bro hug!”
  64. >A small spurt of Cadence’s juice soil the bed as you pull out of her as quickly as you can.
  65. “Hell yeah best bro hug!”
  66. >As the two of you embrace and scream excitedly at each other, Cadence comes round.
  67. >“I-Is it over? Has he finally finished?”
  68. >“Honey, stop ruining the happiest moment of my life!”
  69. >Today was a bros before hos type day
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