- >Day confession in Equestria.
- >You are Anon and you are in love with Twilight.
- >When you first arrived here, she was the one that found you.
- >She introduced you to her friends that day and allowed you to stay at her place.
- >When you finally got a job, she was happy for you.
- >After a few months of working, you finally had enough money to move out. She looked saddened to hear that.
- >You promised to visit her often though, and that cheered her up.
- >That was three months ago.
- >Everyday you think about her; the way she smiles, the way she brightens up your day!
- >You want to tell her how you feel but you don’t know how to express yourself.
- >So here you are, sitting in a bar with Rainbow Dash.
- >You take a sip of your cider and sigh.
- “Dash, how should I tell her?”
- >”I’m not a p0ny for mushy stuff, but you should try singing her a song.”
- “... A song? Dash, I can’t sing.”
- >”Well, I guess you won’t have a special somep0ny.”
- “Fine,” you grumble.
- >”That’s the spirit!” she cheers.
- “So should I just go to her library and sing?”
- >”Buck no! It’s gotta be perfect. I know a p0ny who can set you up!”
- “Set me up?”
- >”Yeah, you know. Speakers, a microphone, the magic to work them.”
- “Dash, I don’t think I ne–”
- >”Nonsense! This is obviously the best way! Just be ready in a week.”
- >... Alright. I trust you, Dash.”
- >One week later, Twilight’s Library.
- >You are Twilight Sparkle and you are freaking out.
- >Celestia and Luna will be arriving at your house any moment now and you haven’t perfected your place!
- “Spike!”
- >Your assistant runs towards you from upstairs.
- >”What is it, Twilight?”
- “I need you to–”
- >You’re cut off by the door opening.
- >You turn to see who would interrupt you and your jaw drops.
- >It’s none other than princess Celestia and Luna.
- “P-princess Celestia, Princess Luna! I’m so sorry. I had to reorganize the books, I had to–”
- >”Twilight, my faithful student. You didn’t have to do this all for me.”
- “Are you sure? Would you like some tea, anything?”
- >”I assure you that I’m fine, Twilight. A cup of tea would be nice, though”
- >You smile happily, knowing you could assist the princess.
- >As the princesses sit down, you leave to get the tea.
- >You grab three cups and head back to the princesses.
- >Pouring the tea with your magic, you set a cup down in front of each princess.
- >”Thank you, Twilight,” Princess Celestia says with a sip. “This is excellent tea.”
- >You beam at her praise.
- “It’s made fro–”
- >The sound of a dying whale cuts you off.
- >Fifteen minutes ago.
- >You are Anonymous.
- >Rainbow Dash met up with you to plan how to get Twilight to “swoon over you.”
- >You enter a bar with her and she leads you over to a p0ny with an electric blue mane.
- >”Anon, this is Vinyl. She’s supplying what we need.”
- “Sup.”
- >”Woah, what are you? You looked like a shaved minotaur mixed with a monkey.”
- “Yeah, quite a few ponies were like that when they first saw me.”
- >”Well, it’s nice to meet you. I’m Vinyl Scratch, Equestria’s premiere DJ.”
- “It’s nice to meet you too. Rainbow said you could help with my “problems.”
- >”Of course I can. Everything will be set up within a few minutes.”
- “Oh, well thanks.”
- >She slides a drink across the table.
- >”Here, have a drink. It’s the newest brew from the apples.”
- >You down the cup and cough violently.
- “Was that everclear? How the hell did you guys make this?”
- >”They added magic to the brew and used an aging spell. Want another?”
- >Stupid haxxy unicorns.
- “No thanks. This stuff is illegal to drink where I’m from.”
- >”Come on, I’ve already had three shots of this stuff.”
- >”Yeah, come on, Anon!” Rainbow cheers.
- “Well, fine I guess.”
- >”Here take these as well.”
- >Rainbow passes you three more shots.
- “Dash, I would probably die if I drank all of that.”
- >”At least you would die happy.”
- “Well, you can’t argue with that logic.”
- >You down each shot in quick succession before falling to the ground panting.
- >When you stop panting, you look up to see a p0ny talking to Vinyl.
- >She nods and looks at you.
- >”Hey dude, we’re ready.”
- “Jus’ a sec.”
- >You exit the bar with the two.
- >A few minutes later, you’re looking at Twilight’s house/library.
- >You stumble a bit, trying to keep your balance.
- >Rainbow Dash pushes you to a mic hooked up to two stereos.
- >”Alright Anon, you can do this!”
- >Due to your drunken stupor, you can’t steady yourself so Vinyl helps you.
- >You clear your throat and begin to sing.
- “AUUUUUUROOOOOOOGHARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRAHHHH BRAHHHH!”
- [spoiler]Special thanks AiE skypechat for the sounds.[/spoiler]
- >You sound amazing, you think to yourself.
- >You are Celestia.
- >Your faithful student has just poured you a cup of tea.
- ”Thank you, Twilight,” you say sipping the tea. “This is excellent tea.”
- >She beams from your praise.
- >“It’s made fro–”
- >A sound you thought long gone cuts her off.
- >Your eyes widen and you look to Luna who shares similar thoughts.
- >”Sister, th–”
- “I know, Luna,” you say cutting her off.
- >”Twilight, there is business we must attend to.”
- >”What; why? Does it have to do with that sound?”
- “It’s personal, Twilight.”
- >You stand up and trot to the door with Luna.
- “We’re sorry that our meeting must be cut short.”
- >You have to know who knows that call after three thousand years of extinction.
- >You open the door and exit with Luna.
- >Looking around for the one that knows the call, you find the human, Anonymous sounding the call.
- >”AUUUUUUROOOOOOOGHARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRAHHHH BRAHHHH!”
- >You fight the primal desire you have, but you can see Luna is slowly succumbing.
- >When he makes the sound again, you can’t resist anymore.
- >Your mind is clouded and any process of thought is replaced by instinct.
- >You grab the human with your magic and in a blinding flash of light, Luna teleports you back to the castle.
- >More specifically the bed chambers.
- >You release him from your magical grip and he falls on the bed.
- >You’re about to speak before he rolls over and throws up all over the ground.
- >An overwhelming sense of concern fills you.
- >You pour your magic into him, healing him of any foreign substances that could be causing him pain.
- >After a few seconds, you stop to see how he’s feeling.
- >He wipes his mouth and sits up looking at the two of you.
- >”Uhh... hello Celestia, Luna? Where am I?”
- >”The royal bedchambers, of course,” Luna replies.
- >”...Well I guess I’ll just be going now...”
- “Nonsense Anonymous. You called and we answered.”
- >”Called?”
- “Why of course! You perfectly sang the song of Alicorns. Only the most worthy of Alicorn males could perfect it.”
- >”I don’t see what this has to do with me, Princess.”
- >Luna decides to speak for you.
- >”Thou does not understand, does thou? Thy song is a call for mating!”
- >His eyes widen in realization.
- >B-but what if I don’t want to?”
- >”Then we shall take what is ours.”
- >You know he wouldn't say no. He’s been here for just over a year now without anyp0ny to satisfy his needs.
- >Actually, Luna found out through his dreams and told you.
- >You smile, knowing you have victory.
- >You are Anonymous.
- >The princesses are crazy!
- >You were singing your heart out to Twilight before they came out of her house.
- >Celestia grabbed you and Luna teleported you to this room.
- >They dropped you on a bed. You threw up and felt tingly while you glew in a golden light.
- >Your mind was cleared and you decided to ask where you were at.
- >Apparently you sang the “Song of Alicorns,” a mating song that only the most worthy of Alicorn males could sing.
- >Now they want to mate with you, willingly or unwillingly.
- >You weigh your options before you speak.
- “No,” you say.
- >You see Celestia’s smile turn into a frown.
- >”And why not, Anonymous? Countless stallions have dreamed of getting the royal flank.”
- “Because I’m in love with Twilight.”
- >”Do you honestly believe she feels the same way? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.”
- >You frown at her words.
- >It was true. You probably had little to no chance at getting with Twilight..
- >”We can make this enjoyable for the three of us if you cooperate.”
- >You sigh in defeat.
- “Alright... I’ll do it.”
- >The princesses smile seductively, sauntering over to the bed where you lay.
- >Well, maybe you might enjoy the rest of the day
- >Fucking the princesses.
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