Title:           Louisenstraße Lucid (ft. Berry Punch)
Author:          Aleph
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/jFQS4ev9
First Edit:      Monday 26th of March 2012 06:40:48 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 26th of March 2012 06:40:48 PM CDT

Based on a dream the night after >>777777
 
>Be 2am Friday night in Dresden. I'm wandering through the streets, alone and a bit directionless
>Enter late night shop. I'm moderately drunk but feeling tired as buck
>Why am I even alone at this time and place? makesnosense.svg
>What do they even sell here? What did I want to buy? Look around with heavy eyes
>Oh that's right, I'm on my way to some bitchin ass rave somewhere around here
>Check phone for adress and location
>Look around
>Clerk looks at me like wtb
>Guess I's standing here for 5 minutes doing next to nothing
>Hell I'm tired. So what DID I want here?
>idk&idc. Just buy a pack of Cabinet cigs and gtfo out of here.
>Clerk still looking weird at me
>Pay, take my smokes, walk towards exit door
>Open the door
>Look in front of me. Standing there a plum colored cartoon horse
>pic related (OH PASTEBIN NO PICS :< deal with it)
>Berry Punch? As in best bg pone ever Berry Punch? Awesome!
 
>But... what the buck is pone doing in Dresden? Pone Apocalypse? Celestia Helionism invasion?(pic related) Are we fucked? 1945/2/13 with pones?
>Ohboy.gif
>Hold on a sec pones aren't real
>Wait.... holy franoli...
>Grip my own nose
>Can still breathe
>BAAAAAAAAMM
>SUDDENLY WHOLE WORLD FEELS/SMELLS/SOUNDS/LOOKS/TASTES LIKE SONIC RAINBOOM
>>AWESOME.MP3
>>LET'S GET THIS MONSTER ROLLING
>>OK calm down you can to this
>spin in a circle once or twice
>>OK it's pretty stable
>>marvel for a moment that I am actually lucid
"Sup Berry Punch, want to get some action goin?"
>"sure thang ?"
>walk out of store with motherfucking pone oh my god is that amazing
>feel like Celestia on coke
 
>Hell yeah that's right... I totally gotta do that shit!
>Get out phone and call buddy
"hey dude I'm on my way. You already there?"
>"Yeah man, we waiting on you ?"
>Remember that I wanted to eat something. Thanks stomach for reminding me
>Oh that was why I was at that store... right. Well, gotta find some goddamn snack
"Nice man, I might take a while. I have to eat something first. Also I'm bringing somepony hilarious with me"
>"Sounds good, just hurry the fuck up"
"Sure. Say, you have some powder on you?"
>"Indeed I do, just get your lazy horsefucker ass over here"
"Wait on me nigger, be there in a while"
>Hang up
>Struttin down the street like a boss
>Walk blindly into right through a door, intrusively feeling that it's a restaurant
>Says SUBWAY in big shining letters. Hellyeah.avi / Igotthepower.ogg
"Evnin gaylords I'd like a footlong sub of the day on cheese oregano with double slice cheese"
"And some random vegetarian shit for that horse"
>Get stuff to munch on. Berry Punch looks at me like 'wtf dude where's tha drinks at?'
>bust out my awesome bottle of 82 proof apple liquor brand APPLEJACK that I always have cocked and loaded
>Berry Punch drinks half the bottle in 1 sip. Fuck that pone really is needy
 
>Eat and drink up and get back on the street with motherfucking Berry Punch
>I really wanna get over there quick, but first things first
>Hold hand before Berry's eyes
"Lookie here"
>Fling out a Jay into my fingers with sleight of hand, feeling like The Great and Powerful Aleph
>Light it up and take a deep drag, feel phone vibrating in pants, pass J to Berry
>Pick up "Dude Aleph where the fuck are you I'm waiting my fucking balls out on you"
"Chill out, be there in a minute"-"b.."-"literally"-"really?"-"you bet your shriveled dick literally" hang up
>Smoke that Dübel (german slang here) in a dash together with Berry Punch
>Find ourselves in front of the promised location, praise my magical subconcious pathfinding skills
>Open the door
>Get on the dancefloor
>that music sure is not bad
>See my guy, get over to him
>He looks at Berry Punch like 'am I tripping?' for 20 seconds, then at me lik 'man you sure ARE the shit ?'
"No time to lose, let's do that tempting snow"
>Walk towards bathroom door. Notice half the people on the dancefloor are PONES
>Bump into marshmallow horse
>Give her a wink gesturing 'come with us' without even looking at her
>Get into bathroom, us being 2 guys and 2 pones
 
>Thank Celestia this handicapped bathroom stall is so large
>My buddy pulls out a quite sizeable baggy of white powder
>That's my boy
>Rareti does eyes like >pic related
>Rarity: "allow me", shows off her fancypants credit card and four 50€ bills
>Makes 4 equally majestic lines on the clean (who the fuck uses a handicapped toilet in a club anyway) gargantuan toilet seat
>Hands out one bank note to everyone, like the fucking element of generosity "you may keep it"
>We all do our line of blow. Berry Punch first, that pone seriously has no patience whatsoever
>We all wait for a moment, noone saying a single word, but everyone in a face of utmost anticipation
>Feel like Celestia on coke #2
>Marshmallow pone looks into my eyes
>Fuck why does she have the reflection of 3 diamonds in each pupil
>AND EVEN ON HER ASS oh wait that's her cutie mark. Actually I can't even see it but fuck physics I'm doing the Pinkie Pie whenever I want (even though I haven't moved for at least 2 minutes)
>FEEL LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CELESTIA ON COKE NOW FO REALZ
>At least these pones don't try to raep me. I've read enough anon in Equestria stories to know where this COULD be going
>Pull myself together, even though all my blood vessels are exploding
"Fuck Alright everypone let's hit the dancefloor and flip nuts"
>Pull sunglasses out of my hair and put them on. Feel like The Great and Powerful Aleph on coke
 
>No jimmies remain unrustled
>It couldn't get any cooler
>Hear muffled music through the walls
>Sounds familiar
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6xRSafBV8o
>Oh that's right. It can always get 20% cooler
>Leave bathroom and walk back towards dancefloor
>Music getting louder
>Notice flyer pinned on the door to the dancefloor
>Something about DJ-P0N3 hitting the lights. Today. Here.
>Ok that's about 40% cooler
>Let's do this
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>>Everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>>wake up
>>>WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN???!?!
>>>WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU DOING THAT WAS LIKE THE BEST MOMENT EVAR
>>>mfw idc
>>>go back to sleep