Title: Vidyanon: Co-Op Tiem! Author: Albert_Reginald Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/vf77EVXy First Edit: Saturday 12th of May 2012 03:20:29 AM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 12th of May 2012 03:20:29 AM CDT >Anon's vision un-blurred >He checked himself for any new developments >Nope, nothing "Well shit. What's 'co-op' supposed to be then?" >His answer appeared instantaneously in front of him and fell on his face >A green dot in front of the black dot appeared on the map >It was another human with facial features not unlike Anon's >Anon stood there in awe for a few seconds while the stranger got up >He looked almost exactly like Anon, except for the fact that his shirt was red while Anon's was blue >Words floated in front of the strangers face. Anon was astonished he could see this >Being able to read backwards, he deciphered the message >It read "Choose a username" >"Uh..." >Anon continued to eavesdrop on the stranger's conversation with his HUD   "Uh" is not a proper username. Please choose a different one. >"Guapo, my name's Guapo." ... Welcome Guapo! This is your HUD..   >Anon watched as the stranger named "Guapo" went through a tutorial with his Heads Up Display >It was fairly amusing watching another go through the process he once went through >It was kinda like Deja Vu >When Guapo finished with his tutorial, Anon spoke "Hey, you. Name's-" Second player established. Player 2 has joined your game. >The green dot turned black, just like Anon's dot "What?" >"What?" >A red arrow pointing at Guapo with his name in red appeared above his head >Apparently Anon had something like this above his head as well. Guapo gave off this impression by staring at something above Anon >Anon spoke up "So..Guapo is it? Name's Anon." >He held his hand out >The stranger gave Anon a confused look before shaking his hand >"I have no idea what I'm doing here. One second I'm with my wife and daughter in the shop, next I'm sitting in the middle of town." >Anon thought the last bit of his sentence strange "Of town? You mean you live in P0nyville, too?" >"Yes. I do. With my wife Octavia and daughter Dolce. You haven't seen them anywhere, have you? I have to get back to them." "I've never heard of anyp0ny named Octavia, bro." >Guapo donned a somber look before Anon put a hand on his shoulder "Hey, let's look around for them. I'm sure we'll find them, dude." >Guapo looked up at him and nodded "How about the park? Sound cool?" >"Yes. Let's get going."   >The pair started on the path to the park >They had just passed the library >Anon had filled him in on the strange occurances that began when he was struck with a spell from Twilight's horn >Guapo was telling him the tale of how he fell for his wife >Anon was pretty caught up in the story >"...about that time I had come back to P0nyville. It wasn't the best of times bu-"   Rapist Incoming   >As soon as Anon's map flashed he pushed Guapo to the ground and dove, landing next to Guapo >A whoosh could be heard overhead as a yellow blur flew by >"What in the world was that?" >Anon quickly got up and helped Guapo to his feet   Rapist Incoming   >The map flashed again >A red dot was closing in on Anon from behind fast   DODGE!   >He had no time to react before being tackled from behind >Anon fell flat on his face, feeling something heavy on top of him >"Boy howdy! There's two-a ya! This makes it easier fer us ta share, eh Fluttershy?" >Aww fuck >Anon turned around to see the orange pony looking down at him seductively >She was about to give him a hoof to the face when she was tackled off of him >Guapo helped Anon up >"Let's get moving!" >They started running >Words flashed in front of Guapo's face as a red dot closed in on him quickly   ATTACK!   >Guapo, on impulse, pulled a backflip high-kick, knocking Fluttershy high into the sky >He stood there for a few seconds, surprised at what he just did >Anon grabbed his arm and got him to begin running with him again >Unfortunately before they could go anywhere, Fluttershy slammed on the ground in front of them, taking a predatory stance >She began growling at Anon and Guapo, foaming at the mouth >Either fear of confusion kept them from going further >A red dot approached Anon and Guapo from behind slowly on the map >Anon turned around to see Applejack >"What is wrong with you two? Don't you recognize me?" >"A-course ah recognize ya. Yer Anon and we're about ta give ya the ruttin' of a lifetime." >Guapo reeled back in disgust >Anon bumped his side "You get used to it." >He donned a fighting pose at Applejack >She charged him   DODGE!   >Anon used Applejack's speed against her and threw her over at Fluttershy >She dodged the p0ny projectile and continued her threatening advances >Applejack got up and stood beside her, an angry look on her face   Encounter! Get ready to fight! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyGVaRxZQUA >A menu appeared on the bottom half of Anon and Guapo's vision   >Attack Powers Items Sp. Atk   >"Anon, what in the world is going on?" "Just follow my lead, Guapo." >Anon selected Attack >An arrow appeared above Fluttershy >He looked at Applejack and the arrow moved above her >Anon ran forward and launched a heavy punch "FALCOWN. PAWNCH!"   Miss   "Oh come on!" >Somehow in a single jump, Anon appeared back in the spot he was in before attacking >It was Guapo's turn >Guapo selected Attack as well >"This is...interesting to say the least." "Just kick some ass, already." >"Very well." >Guapo charged Fluttershy with a flying kick   -13   >The numbers floated above Fluttershy before disappating >"Why are they just standing there?" "I don't know. Just fight." >Anon tried to attack again to no avail "The fuck? I can't move from this spot!" >Guapo tried but couldn't move either   Enemy Turn   >Fluttershy floated upwards and charged Anon >The attack connected, taking a short bit of Anon's health bar >Applejack charged Guapo   CRITICAL HIT! -57   >Guapo fell to one knee "Holy shit, dude. You alright?" >"Does it look like I'm alright? Agh.."   Allied Turn   >"Anon, what should we do?" >Anon selected Items and hovered over his ration >He pulled the circular container out of nowhere and threw it at Guapo >It connected with his head >"OW! That didn't he-" >The ration, before landing, disappeared >Guapo's health bar jumped back up to full >"Alright, thanks for that. Now it's my turn." >Guapo chose Sp. Atk   >Feels Cannon Cross-Assault Orchestral Strike   >Guapo chose Cross-Assault http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KErpd0jLI7o   >Suddenly Anon and Guapo could move again >They looked at each other and nodded before running forward >Anon pulled a massive combo against Applejack, using a foot to throw her in the air and catching her with a flurry of punches before she landed, injured >Guapo pulled a cello out of nowhere and proceeded to smack Fluttershy with it over and over again. She fell to the ground. Her form blinked a few times before fading >Applejack was left http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkgpeIS67Zo Raven=Anon Yoshimitsu=Guapo   >Anon kicked her in the air before fading out of space and fading in behind Applejack, spinning in mid-air knocking her silly with each strike before sending her flying to the ground >Guapo obliged him by reeling the cello with one hand to Applejack's face, assaulting her with a flurry of strikes before the last strike >Guapo reeled the cello back and sent her flying   Complete!   >Anon and Guapo cheered "Well..that was certainly strange." >Words appeared in front of Guapo's face   Move to Single Player session? No >Yes   >Anon read these words and held a hand out to Guapo >Guapo looked at his hand before looking Anon in the eye "Go for it, dude. I can call on you anytime now." >Guapo smiled >"Alright, just don't do it all of the time. I have a life, you know." >They laughed before shaking hands >Guapo left   Player 2 has left the session Autosaving...   >Anon turned around and walked home.