- >Anon woke up to the sound of screaming outside his window
- >He quickly jumped out of bed as the heads up display floated into view from the sides of his vision
- >Running down the stairs, Anon noticed the map flashing
- Rape Detected
- >Well this isn't good
- >On the map a red dot was outside his house
- >Apparently somep0ny was being raped
- "I'M COMING, RANDOM P0NY!"
- >Anon kicked his door open and stood on his doorstep, pointing at the location of the screaming
- >Fluttershy stood there, looking quite smug
- >"I knew you couldn't resist the urge to help somep0ny!"
- >She flew towards Anon with the speed of half a kenyan
- >The bottom half-anyway
- >Still kinda fast
- >You ever see legs without a torso run?
- >Pretty damn fast without all that extra weight
- >Anyway....
- DODGE
- >The word faded in instantaneously and disappeared just as quick
- >Anon stepped to the side, allowing Fluttershy to speed past her target, through the living room and kitchen and into the back door
- >The red dot on the map was sitting in front of the back door
- >Anon, walking in, found Fluttershy out cold
- "Take that, Flutterrape! Thought you could trick me with your fancy rape-attack, but I win! Fuck you!"
- >As Anon released that last sentence, he reared his leg back
- >A vertical meter appeared in his vision, a thin white line moving up and down on it
- >Anon released his kick when the line reached the center of the meter
- >Fluttershy, being struck on the ass, sailed through the back door and into the sky, a glint marking her disappearance
- >Anon heard a whooshing sound along with the sound of something landing on hard steel
- >He looked up to find the words back again
- >Defeating Fluttershy for the second time yielded a reward, it seemed
- >Anon, remembering how he had activated this last time, prepared himself
- >He then jumped and shoved a fist in the air, still in his underwear
- "LEVEL UP!"
- >His vision blurred
- >He felt his memories fade with time
- >And he's too you-...oh wait, that's an A7X song
- Choose a Skill to Level Up
- Strength. Stamina. Magic
- "I still don't know what magic's all about. Seems too dangerous, fuck that. STAMINA"
- Pussy...
- "Hey, fuck you."
- >His vision returned to normal
- >Expecting a perk, he landed on his ass instead of preparing to land on his feet
- >He rubbed his head
- "What the fuck? Aren't I supposed to get a perk or something?"
- You don't get a perk every level
- "That's gay."
- Deal with it
- >He got up from the ground and looked at the new hole in his back door
- >Anon placed his hands at his side triumphantly and decided it was time to start the day
- >After the normal morning routine, Anon left his house to look for something to do
- >Because sitting around doing nothing is boring as fuck
- >And wouldn't make for an interesting story, either
- >The sound of a jet engine could be heard as Rainbow Dash sped through the sky
- >Anon looked up and waved
- >Rainbow, seeing this, quickly turned around and landed deftly in front of Anon
- "Nice landing."
- >"Thanks. Whatcha need, Anon?"
- "I'm bored as hell. Wanna go do something?"
- >"Well...there's always mountain climbing."
- "...Mountain climbing?"
- >"Yeah, what's wrong with mountain climbing?"
- "...It's mountain climbing."
- >"And?"
- "I could fall and die."
- >"Oh don't be such a wimp."
- "Hey, fuck you, I don't have wings."
- >"So?"
- "Hmm, good point. Alright, you win. Let's fucking go."
- >"C'mon, Anon. What's wrong? Can't keep up?"
- "Fuck....you...Rainbow...Dash..."
- >Anon was trying his best to keep up with Dash, but the cunt kept using her damn wings
- >Every time Anon would challenged Rainbow to something she'd find some subtle way to use her wings
- >Unfortunately for her, Anon noticed every time
- >'Cuz, y'know, Anon wasn't born yesterday
- >This time, though, Rainbow wasn't even trying to hide it
- >Whether it was her showing off or some sick form of encouragement, she was floating behind him commenting on his display
- >"I can climb faster than -that-! And I have hooves!"
- "You also have wings."
- >"Shuddup."
- "Dammit, Rainbow. This isn't he-"
- >Anon stopped concentrating for a moment to give Dash a mean retort
- >Unfortunately this lapse in concentration caused Anon to lose his footing and fall
- >Double unfortunately, he was almost to the top of an approximately 92.4 foot mesa
- >Anon fell, screaming, until he passed up the trees and hit the ground
- >Darkness enveloped him
- Continue?
- 10...
- 9...
- 8...
- "Uh...yes?"
- 7...
- 6...
- "Yes, yes!"
- 5...
- 4...
- 3...
- 2...
- "CONTINUE!"
- >Anon stood at the top of the ridge he was once climbing
- "What...in...the....fuck? Hey Rainbow! Where are you?"
- >A rainbow shot from over the ridge's edge and landed in front of Anon
- >Dash was freaking out
- >"How in the...I just saw you...You should be dead!"
- "I'm just as confused as you are."
- >Dash grabbed Anon in a hug, glad he wasn't completely mutilated
- "Alright alright, you can let go now."
- >"What happened?"
- "I dunno, it was pretty weird though."
- >Anon came upon a realization at that moment
- >He took a running start and leaped off the edge of the ridge
- >"ANON!"
- THUMP
- >Darkness
- Continue?
- 10...
- 9...
- "Continue."
- >Anon stood on top of the ridge once more
- >Dash's jaw had dropped
- >Anon just laughed, oblivious to Dash's surprise, and jumped off again
- >And again...
- >And again...
- >Rainbow Dash had left at this point, giving up on the weirdness of the town human
- "THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!."
- >Anon continued this deep into the night...
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