Vidyanon: IT BEGINS

>"Are you sure you want to go through with this , Anon?"

"Just do it! Fucking do i-"

>The spell bolted from Twilight's horn and collided with Anon's chest, knocking him on his ass

>Somewhere in America a kid's Xbox exploded, the shrapnel killing him and the rest of his friends playing MW3

>Anon got up from the ground in a daze, rubbing his head

"The fuck just happened?"

>"Anon, are you alri-...what's that above your head?"

>Anon looked up to see two bright neon-blue words and an arrow below them pointing down at him

>They read "Level Up!"

 

"Well...that's certainly strange. You sure you used the right spell, Twi?"

>"That's just it, Anon. I was sort of...worried about you wanting the invincibility spell placed on you so I sort of just made my horn glow."

"So you didn't launch that spell?"

>"I'm afraid not."

"Alright...this has just gone from strange to straight out fucking weird. And how do I get rid of this shit anyway?"

>Anon jumped and attempted to grab the words to no avail. They just moved out of his reach

>This lasted for a few minutes

"Fuck it. What does level up me-"

>As soon as Anon spoke the words he stopped moving and froze in place

>Twilight waved a hoof in front of his face. No response

>"Anon...you okay?"

DEEP IN THE RECESSES OF ANON'S MIND

"Twilight! Hey, Twilight! How come I can't move?!"

OKAY SO HE'S JUST FROZEN AND CAN ONLY HEAR HIMSELF TALKING

>Anon's vision of the scene around him was blurred

"I'm gettin' kinda freaked out right about now.."

>Suddenly the words "Choose a Skill to Level Up" drifted in front of his face, followed by three other words appearing beneath those

 

 Strength. Stamina. Magic.

 

"Uh...Strength, I guess?"

>The words disappeared, only to be replaced by more

 

Choose a perk!

( ) Rape Detection

( ) Explosives Mastery

( ) The ability to whistle

 

>That third one looked tempting, but Anon decided against it

"Rape Detection sounds okay...not much I can do with explosives anyway."

>The words disappeared and Anon's vision cleared

>He was able to move and speak audibly again

>"Anon! Are you alright? You just sort of froze in place"

"I'm alright...lemme try something real quick."

>Anon, remembering the supposed strength upgrade he received, punched a wall with full force...

>He then yelped in pain like a little girl, jumping around holding his fist

"OWOWOWOWOWOWOW. FUCK!"

>Words floated in front of his eyes

 

You must be a higher strength level to punch through that

 

"Well no shit."

>"Who're you talking to? And why did you just punch my wall?"

"Uh.."

>Before he could respond, he noticed several items take their place in his vision

>On the top left a white bar within a black outlining. At the top right, an empty white box. At the bottom right was a circular map with the colors of the scene around Anon in places related to the actual scene itself. In the center was a black dot. Next to it a green dot. An arrow was at the top of the map with the letter 'N' inside of it, pointing outside of the map. Anon was able to view all of these instances without having to direct his vision. It was a strange feeling.

 

This is your heads up display. You can turn it on or off in the options menu

 

"Heads up display... man, this is some weird shit."

>Suddenly the white outlining of the map started flashing red. Words in the font size of the 'N' appeared above the map

 

Rapist Incoming

 

>A red dot appeared on the map, heading towards Twilight's window

>Seeing this, Anon climbed up the staircase and stood on the balcony

>As soon as his foot touched the wooden balcony, he was tackled to the ground instantly

>Fluttershy was glaring down at him

>"LOVE ME!"

>She screamed at him with the power of a thousand Re-Deads

>Anon quickly pushed her off. To his surprise she flew back as if Anon had shoved her

>She flew about the library before hovering in front of Anon with her hooves ready to strike, the angry stare in her face no less...angry than before

>Without thinking, Anon drew his fists.

 

FIGHT!

 

>The word in bright yellow font and red outlining appeared, accentuated by a deep voice growling it

>Fluttershy hovered back and forth before swooping in to hit Anon

>Anon ducked, dodging the attack, and put his hands together with his palms facing Fluttershy

"HADOKEN!"

>A bright blue energy ball flew from Anon's palms

"DOKEN! DOKEN! DOKEN! DOKEN!"

>The more he said the strange word, the more energy balls (hehe) came flying out of his palms

>Fluttershy only dodged a few until the rest hit their mark

>She hovered in place, looking winded

>Anon, on impulse, jumped into a spinning uppercut

"SHORYUKEN!"

>His fist connected with Fluttershy's chin, knocking her down in slow motion

>"Eugh..eugh...eugh..."

>Her fainting noises seemed to echo and fade

>The bright yellow words and deep voice returned

 

YOU WIN

 

>Anon pointed at Fluttershy in a triumphant pose

"Go home and be a family man!"

>Fluttershy got up from the ground and gave him a confused look

>"Huh?"

>"Just go home, Fluttershy."

>Fluttershy, having been defeated, fluttered up from the ground and out the window

>"Anon...what just happened?"

"I don't know, but I think I like it."