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Vidyanon: Co-Op Tiem!

By: Albert_Reginald on May 12th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 7.71 KB  |  hits: 294  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Anon's vision un-blurred
  2. >He checked himself for any new developments
  3. >Nope, nothing
  4. "Well shit. What's 'co-op' supposed to be then?"
  5. >His answer appeared instantaneously in front of him and fell on his face
  6. >A green dot in front of the black dot appeared on the map
  7. >It was another human with facial features not unlike Anon's
  8. >Anon stood there in awe for a few seconds while the stranger got up
  9. >He looked almost exactly like Anon, except for the fact that his shirt was red while Anon's was blue
  10. >Words floated in front of the strangers face. Anon was astonished he could see this
  11. >Being able to read backwards, he deciphered the message
  12. >It read "Choose a username"
  13. >"Uh..."
  14. >Anon continued to eavesdrop on the stranger's conversation with his HUD
  15.  
  16. "Uh" is not a proper username. Please choose a different one.
  17. >"Guapo, my name's Guapo."
  18. ...
  19. Welcome Guapo! This is your HUD..
  20.  
  21. >Anon watched as the stranger named "Guapo" went through a tutorial with his Heads Up Display
  22. >It was fairly amusing watching another go through the process he once went through
  23. >It was kinda like Deja Vu
  24. >When Guapo finished with his tutorial, Anon spoke
  25. "Hey, you. Name's-"
  26. Second player established. Player 2 has joined your game.
  27. >The green dot turned black, just like Anon's dot
  28. "What?"
  29. >"What?"
  30. >A red arrow pointing at Guapo with his name in red appeared above his head
  31. >Apparently Anon had something like this above his head as well. Guapo gave off this impression by staring at something above Anon
  32. >Anon spoke up
  33. "So..Guapo is it? Name's Anon."
  34. >He held his hand out
  35. >The stranger gave Anon a confused look before shaking his hand
  36. >"I have no idea what I'm doing here. One second I'm with my wife and daughter in the shop, next I'm sitting in the middle of town."
  37. >Anon thought the last bit of his sentence strange
  38. "Of town? You mean you live in P0nyville, too?"
  39. >"Yes. I do. With my wife Octavia and daughter Dolce. You haven't seen them anywhere, have you? I have to get back to them."
  40. "I've never heard of anyp0ny named Octavia, bro."
  41. >Guapo donned a somber look before Anon put a hand on his shoulder
  42. "Hey, let's look around for them. I'm sure we'll find them, dude."
  43. >Guapo looked up at him and nodded
  44. "How about the park? Sound cool?"
  45. >"Yes. Let's get going."
  46.  
  47. >The pair started on the path to the park
  48. >They had just passed the library
  49. >Anon had filled him in on the strange occurances that began when he was struck with a spell from Twilight's horn
  50. >Guapo was telling him the tale of how he fell for his wife
  51. >Anon was pretty caught up in the story
  52. >"...about that time I had come back to P0nyville. It wasn't the best of times bu-"
  53.  
  54. Rapist Incoming
  55.  
  56. >As soon as Anon's map flashed he pushed Guapo to the ground and dove, landing next to Guapo
  57. >A whoosh could be heard overhead as a yellow blur flew by
  58. >"What in the world was that?"
  59. >Anon quickly got up and helped Guapo to his feet
  60.  
  61. Rapist Incoming
  62.  
  63. >The map flashed again
  64. >A red dot was closing in on Anon from behind fast
  65.  
  66. DODGE!
  67.  
  68. >He had no time to react before being tackled from behind
  69. >Anon fell flat on his face, feeling something heavy on top of him
  70. >"Boy howdy! There's two-a ya! This makes it easier fer us ta share, eh Fluttershy?"
  71. >Aww fuck
  72. >Anon turned around to see the orange pony looking down at him seductively
  73. >She was about to give him a hoof to the face when she was tackled off of him
  74. >Guapo helped Anon up
  75. >"Let's get moving!"
  76. >They started running
  77. >Words flashed in front of Guapo's face as a red dot closed in on him quickly
  78.  
  79. ATTACK!
  80.  
  81. >Guapo, on impulse, pulled a backflip high-kick, knocking Fluttershy high into the sky
  82. >He stood there for a few seconds, surprised at what he just did
  83. >Anon grabbed his arm and got him to begin running with him again
  84. >Unfortunately before they could go anywhere, Fluttershy slammed on the ground in front of them, taking a predatory stance
  85. >She began growling at Anon and Guapo, foaming at the mouth
  86. >Either fear of confusion kept them from going further
  87. >A red dot approached Anon and Guapo from behind slowly on the map
  88. >Anon turned around to see Applejack
  89. >"What is wrong with you two? Don't you recognize me?"
  90. >"A-course ah recognize ya. Yer Anon and we're about ta give ya the ruttin' of a lifetime."
  91. >Guapo reeled back in disgust
  92. >Anon bumped his side
  93. "You get used to it."
  94. >He donned a fighting pose at Applejack
  95. >She charged him
  96.  
  97. DODGE!
  98.  
  99. >Anon used Applejack's speed against her and threw her over at Fluttershy
  100. >She dodged the p0ny projectile and continued her threatening advances
  101. >Applejack got up and stood beside her, an angry look on her face
  102.  
  103. Encounter! Get ready to fight!
  104. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyGVaRxZQUA
  105. >A menu appeared on the bottom half of Anon and Guapo's vision
  106.  
  107. >Attack
  108. Powers
  109. Items
  110. Sp. Atk
  111.  
  112. >"Anon, what in the world is going on?"
  113. "Just follow my lead, Guapo."
  114. >Anon selected Attack
  115. >An arrow appeared above Fluttershy
  116. >He looked at Applejack and the arrow moved above her
  117. >Anon ran forward and launched a heavy punch
  118. "FALCOWN. PAWNCH!"
  119.  
  120. Miss
  121.  
  122. "Oh come on!"
  123. >Somehow in a single jump, Anon appeared back in the spot he was in before attacking
  124. >It was Guapo's turn
  125. >Guapo selected Attack as well
  126. >"This is...interesting to say the least."
  127. "Just kick some ass, already."
  128. >"Very well."
  129. >Guapo charged Fluttershy with a flying kick
  130.  
  131. -13
  132.  
  133. >The numbers floated above Fluttershy before disappating
  134. >"Why are they just standing there?"
  135. "I don't know. Just fight."
  136. >Anon tried to attack again to no avail
  137. "The fuck? I can't move from this spot!"
  138. >Guapo tried but couldn't move either
  139.  
  140. Enemy Turn
  141.  
  142. >Fluttershy floated upwards and charged Anon
  143. >The attack connected, taking a short bit of Anon's health bar
  144. >Applejack charged Guapo
  145.  
  146. CRITICAL HIT!
  147. -57
  148.  
  149. >Guapo fell to one knee
  150. "Holy shit, dude. You alright?"
  151. >"Does it look like I'm alright? Agh.."
  152.  
  153. Allied Turn
  154.  
  155. >"Anon, what should we do?"
  156. >Anon selected Items and hovered over his ration
  157. >He pulled the circular container out of nowhere and threw it at Guapo
  158. >It connected with his head
  159. >"OW! That didn't he-"
  160. >The ration, before landing, disappeared
  161. >Guapo's health bar jumped back up to full
  162. >"Alright, thanks for that. Now it's my turn."
  163. >Guapo chose Sp. Atk
  164.  
  165. >Feels Cannon
  166. Cross-Assault
  167. Orchestral Strike
  168.  
  169. >Guapo chose Cross-Assault
  170. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KErpd0jLI7o
  171.  
  172. >Suddenly Anon and Guapo could move again
  173. >They looked at each other and nodded before running forward
  174. >Anon pulled a massive combo against Applejack, using a foot to throw her in the air and catching her with a flurry of punches before she landed, injured
  175. >Guapo pulled a cello out of nowhere and proceeded to smack Fluttershy with it over and over again. She fell to the ground. Her form blinked a few times before fading
  176. >Applejack was left
  177. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkgpeIS67Zo Raven=Anon Yoshimitsu=Guapo
  178.  
  179. >Anon kicked her in the air before fading out of space and fading in behind Applejack, spinning in mid-air knocking her silly with each strike before sending her flying to the ground
  180. >Guapo obliged him by reeling the cello with one hand to Applejack's face, assaulting her with a flurry of strikes before the last strike
  181. >Guapo reeled the cello back and sent her flying
  182.  
  183. Complete!
  184.  
  185. >Anon and Guapo cheered
  186. "Well..that was certainly strange."
  187. >Words appeared in front of Guapo's face
  188.  
  189. Move to Single Player session?
  190. No >Yes
  191.  
  192. >Anon read these words and held a hand out to Guapo
  193. >Guapo looked at his hand before looking Anon in the eye
  194. "Go for it, dude. I can call on you anytime now."
  195. >Guapo smiled
  196. >"Alright, just don't do it all of the time. I have a life, you know."
  197. >They laughed before shaking hands
  198. >Guapo left
  199.  
  200. Player 2 has left the session
  201. Autosaving...
  202.  
  203. >Anon turned around and walked home.