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The Sisterless Pony

By: Albert_Reginald on Apr 14th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 9.87 KB  |  hits: 310  |  expires: Never
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  1. >The sun doesn't wake you up this morning
  2. >The sunrise isn't even complete yet
  3. >Intense knocking on your door rips you from sleep
  4. >Fly out of bed and run downstairs. It might be urgent
  5. >Open the door to be greeted by Rainbow
  6. "Morning, bro."
  7. >Look up to the sky
  8. >Shit, it's pretty damn early
  9. >"You lazy bum! You were still asleep!"
  10. "No shit. The sun's not even done rising yet."
  11. >She laughs. "I know, I'm just messing with ya."
  12. "So what was up with the crazy knocking fit?"
  13. >"Well duh, it's really early. I knew your butt was still asleep."
  14. "Alright. And now what I should've asked first. What's so damn important that you need to get me up this early?"
  15. >You rub your eyes after saying this
  16. >"Well Rarity had plans to take me AJ and Twi to the spa all day today bu-"
  17. "Wait...you were gonna go to a spa?"
  18. >You say this with a chuckle
  19. >She looks offended
  20. >"Hey! I may be your bro but I'm still a mare!"
  21. >You laugh
  22. >"Anyway, we were gonna go but earlier AJ barely remembered today was the Sisterhooves Social"
  23. >You vaguely know of the event. Something about sister ponies and a relay race.
  24. >"So without Rarity the free day at the spa was shot. So I thought we should hang today!"
  25. "Sounds cool. But I'm still tired as hell...you wanna come in while I get the rest of my interrupted sleep this morning?"
  26. >She laughs and agrees
  27. >Neither of you notice Scootaloo walking up to Rainbow as she walks in your place and shuts the door
  28. >Scootaloo looks down and walks to the CMC treehouse
  29.  
  30. >It's somewhat later in the morning when you realize you can't get back to sleep
  31. >Your bro is chilling on the bed next to you waiting for you to get your happy ass up
  32. >Fuck it
  33. "I can't sleep. And the sun's about to make its way into my eyes anyway."
  34. >You can hear Rainbow utter a silent 'yes!'
  35. >"Alright. I'll just hang downstairs until you're done doing watcha gotta do."
  36. >She flutters out your bedroom door and shuts it behind her
  37. >Get up, get showered, get dressed
  38. >Heading downstairs you can hear your bro laughing her ass off
  39. "What's so-"
  40. >She's holding the 'green sack'
  41. >"I didn't know you smoked triple W!"
  42. "Triple what?"
  43. >"Wild woods weed, man! This stuff is kinda frowned upon in Ponyville y'know."
  44. "Shit. Where I come from we just call it 'weed'."
  45. >She continues to laugh
  46. >You snatch the bag from her and place it back in its hiding spot
  47. "Anyway, what's planned for today?"
  48. >"I was thinking we could go to Sugarcube corner today. Almost everyp0ny in Ponyville is going to the Social."
  49. "You know what that means"
  50. >You both yell
  51. "Public Inebriation!"
  52. >"Public Inebriation!"
  53. >Today sounds pretty damn awesome
  54. >During certain events where nearly everyp0ny is gone you an Dash made a tradition to get shitfaced when this happened
  55. >You both make your way to Sugarcube Corner
  56. >Mr. Cake, knowing of the tradition, left a bottle with a note on the bar of the empty shop
  57. >"Anon and Rainbow, more Applejack Daniels is in the fridge under the bar. Have as much as you like. Just remember, each bottle is 10 bits. Leave it on top of the fridge when you leave. Thanks. -Mr. Cake"
  58. >Mr. Cake just earned a permanent spot on the bro list
  59. >It's time to get fucked up
  60.  
  61. >About three bottles later the both of you are pretty fucked up
  62. >Mr. and Mrs. Cake are gone for the day
  63. >Probably watching the events of the Social take place
  64. >You resist the urge to raid the back of the shop for sweets
  65. "It's...it's pretty...uh...EMPTY..that's the word. Empty...um. Empty 'round here huh?"
  66. >Your bro is laying her head on the bar
  67. >Is she okay?
  68. >You poke her a couple times
  69. >She snores
  70. >Well shit. The Applejack Daniels really hit her hard
  71. >Kinda puts a damper on running around town drunk
  72. >You check your pockets
  73. >Find the bit sack and open it. Counting...counting...not easy when shitfaced
  74. >You count 35 bits. Not bad. More than you thought you had
  75. >Empty the bag on top of the Cakes' fridge and pick up five, placing them in your sack
  76. >Rainbro owes me 13...14...15 bits.
  77. >You pick up your bro and head home. It's not that late. The sun's still pretty high up in the sky
  78. > It's kinda hard getting going when this fucked up, but you manage it
  79. >Finally make it home. Somehow unlock the door while still holding your bro and make it upstairs
  80. >You gently place her on your bed and throw a blanket over her
  81. >Damn she's cute when she's asleep
  82. >You trudge downstairs and fall on the couch
  83. >A nap sounds awesome right now
  84. >You let sleep take you
  85. ...
  86. >About an hour later you rise from the couch feeling like hammered shit
  87. >The nap sure sobered you up
  88. >Oh shit
  89. >You jump off the couch and run to the kitchen sink, blasting it with puke
  90. >You let the tap run to clean the sink after finishing the vomiting episode
  91.  
  92. >The headache remains but the stomach pain is gone
  93. >You walk upstairs
  94. >Rainbow's still knocked out
  95. >You go back downstairs and look outside the window
  96. >The sun's about to set
  97. "Wow...I didn't think I slept that long"
  98. >Step out the door and stand outside
  99. >A cool breeze greets you
  100. >It helps the headache a bit
  101. >It's an awesome evening
  102. >Awesome enough for a walk
  103. >You choose a random direction and head out
  104. >Ponyville doesn't look as dead as it did earlier
  105. >Some ponies are still outside
  106. >A lot of them are probably heading home
  107. >On the outskirts of Ponyville somewhere near the Everfree Forest
  108. >The moon is slowly rising
  109. >You walk past some trees and come across the Cutie Mark Crusader clubhouse
  110. >There are lights on inside
  111. >You decide to go on in and ask how the Social went
  112. >You climb the tree and make it to the balcony
  113. >The whole thing is bigger than you expected
  114. >It's just big enough to hold you
  115. >You knock on the door
  116. >As soon as you do the lights go off
  117. "Huh?"
  118. >Knock again
  119. >The door opens just a crack. Then opens fully
  120. >It's Scootaloo
  121. "Hey Scoots. What're you doing here in the dark?"
  122. >She sighs and walks inside the clubhouse leaving the door open
  123. >You walk in
  124. >You close the door after getting inside
  125. >She grabs a match with her mouth, strikes it, and lights a few candles with it, illuminating the clubhouse
  126. >No Applebloom or Sweetie Belle
  127. >She's...alone.
  128. >You say the only thing you can think of
  129. "So...uh...how'd the Sisterhooves Social go?"
  130. >Silence
  131. >She's facing a window
  132. >"I didn't go..."
  133. "You didn't go? But-"
  134. >It suddenly dawns upon you
  135. >She doesn't have a sister
  136. >You don't even know if she has parents
  137. >Oh man realizations are a bitch
  138. >Before you can say anything to console for your major fuck up she speaks
  139. >"What's it like?"
  140. "What's...what like?"
  141. >"Hanging with Rainbow Dash all the time."
  142. >She idolizes her
  143. >It only makes sense she would ask you about your bro
  144. >But... why does it make you feel so bad?
  145. >"You two are always together and hanging out and stuff. I see you all the time hanging out doing everything together...I guess...I guess I'm just lonely."
  146. >You have no idea how to respond to this
  147. >No idea how to let her know everything's going to be alright
  148. >You're not even sure if it IS going to be alright
  149. "Scootaloo...I-"
  150. >"I was going to ask her to compete with me today...She flew by really fast this morning so I followed her as fast as I could to ask...but by the time I got there she went inside your house already. I didn't want to bother you two so...I just left."
  151. >You feel really really bad
  152. >Scootaloo drops her head against the window and begins sobbing
  153. >Your heart breaks in two
  154. >You do the only thing you can think of
  155. >You walk over and turn her around. Tears are flowing from her eyes
  156. >You give her the biggest hug you can muster
  157. >She begins crying in your shoulder
  158. >You can't help but tear up
  159. >"I just want someone to love me! Sweetie Belle has Rarity. Applebloom has Applejack. But I don't have anyp0ny! It's not fair! It's just not fair!"
  160. >She digs her face into your shoulder and continues to cry
  161. >You pick her up and walk outside of the clubhouse. Scootaloo's too busy crying to notice you blow out the candles and close up the clubhouse
  162. >You stand on the balcony and look at the moon
  163. "Scoots...look up there."
  164. >She steadily stops sobbing for a bit and looks up at it
  165. >"It's pretty."
  166. "Yeah. It is. Celestia's sister Luna...she was trapped up there for a millennium. I'm sure you know how she got there."
  167. >"Yeah, she was jealous of everyp0ny enjoying daytime more than nighttime so she became Night Mare Moon. Then Princess Celestia banished her there."
  168. >You're suddenly glad you brushed up on your p0ny history
  169. "Yep. You know how long a millennium is?"
  170. >She shakes her head
  171. "A thousand years. For a thousand years Luna was trapped on the moon. Completely alone. Most ponies would've welcomed death at that point, but since she's the goddess of night...getting out of that hell wasn't going to be that easy."
  172. >Scootaloo's eyes widen
  173. >"I've never thought of it that way before..."
  174. "Yep. You may feel alone, Scoots, but you've got your friends who love you. They'd probably do anything for you. Luna didn't have anyone at all in that millennium. Not even her sister."
  175. >"But she has her now and I...I don't have a sister. Or anyp0ny to live with. Every day I'm scared it'll go by too fast because when everyp0ny goes home I'm stuck all alone."
  176. >She begins tearing up again, but just looks down instead of crying
  177. >You move to the ladder and climb down, still carrying Scootaloo
  178. >"Where are we going?"
  179. "You'll see."
  180. >You slowly make your way home
  181. >Scootaloo stops crying and just rests her head on your shoulder
  182. >You approach your doorstep and you begin to hear Scootaloo's breathing
  183. >She's fallen asleep
  184. >You open the door and walk upstairs
  185. >Rainbow's gone. She locked up your place before leaving
  186. >What a bro
  187. >You place Scootaloo's sleeping figure on the opposite side of the bed. You carefully lay on the sheets as to not wake her up
  188. >Sleep slowly embraces you
  189. ...
  190. ...
  191. >It's morning
  192. >You wake with something on your chest
  193. >It's Scootaloo
  194. >You sigh contentedly and place your hands behind your head staring at the ceiling
  195. "You may not have somep0ny, Squirt. But ya got somebody."
  196. >Scootaloo smiles
  197.  
  198. END