Title:           Flutterlol
Author:          Albert_Reginald
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ba1wpMCr
First Edit:      Saturday 14th of April 2012 07:40:47 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 14th of April 2012 07:40:47 PM CDT

>Wake up. Terrible hangover
>Ponder using the 'green sack' to qualm the throbbing in your head
"No...only for emergencies."
>Go downstairs
>Fix up burnt toast and egg sammich with black coffee
>Instant hangover cure
>Knock knock on the door as you're munching
>Answer the door
>It's Fluttershy
>She's staring at your shirtless body
>Her wings slowly rise
>She reaches back and pulls them down
"Yes, Fluttershy?"
>"Um...Do you think you could come over...to my cottage today?"
"Fluttershy, I know it's going to be an attempt at finding my fetish. So no."
>"Oh...okay..."
>Close the door before she gets a chance to flutter off
>Well shit...that was sorta mean
>Maybe she was just trying to be friendly
>Sigh heavily
>You curse your morality
>Get showered and dressed
>Head out the door
>Walk to Fluttershy's cottage
>Knock on the door
>"Hi Anon. I thought you didn't want to come over today."
"I changed my mind"
>"Oh, okay. Would you like some tea?"
"Sure"
>She pours you a cup from a fresh batch
>Made just before you arrived
>Almost like she anticipated this
"Alright Fluttershy. This needs to stop."
>She looks surprised
"I know this is another rape attempt. And if Applejack doesn't burst through that door within the next five seconds that only confirms that this is a fetish attempt."
>Fluttershy cocks her head in confusion
"So there's only one thing I can do. I...I'm going to have sex with you...Only to stop you from continuing these ridiculous attempts to find my fetish!"
>She squeals with glee and grabs your hand, pulling you to her bedroom
>She immediately positions herself on the bed and spreads herself
>Jesus I can't believe I'm going through with this
>You drop your pants and leave 'em on the floor
>Stop your jimmies from rustling so damn much
>Attempt to harden your still flaccid manhood
>Having a pony shake her flank at you isn't helping much
>Success
>You place the tip to her anticipating lips
>"Please be gentle..."
>You slide in slowly
>You're about halfway in
>Suddenly Fluttershy shudders
>Juices. Mare juices everywhere
>Epiphany rises in your brain
"Dammit Fluttershy!"
>Quickly pull out, grab pants
>"Wait, Anon. What's-"
"Squirting isn't my fetish and neither is coming early!"
>"But I don't know what yo-"
"Save it!"
>"Really, Anon! I wasn-"
>Shut the door
>Angry walk back to your house with pants in one hand
>Not. One. Fuck.
 
Goddamn ponies