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By: Albert_Reginald on Apr 14th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.39 KB  |  hits: 371  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Wake up. Terrible hangover
  2. >Ponder using the 'green sack' to qualm the throbbing in your head
  3. "No...only for emergencies."
  4. >Go downstairs
  5. >Fix up burnt toast and egg sammich with black coffee
  6. >Instant hangover cure
  7. >Knock knock on the door as you're munching
  8. >Answer the door
  9. >It's Fluttershy
  10. >She's staring at your shirtless body
  11. >Her wings slowly rise
  12. >She reaches back and pulls them down
  13. "Yes, Fluttershy?"
  14. >"Um...Do you think you could come over...to my cottage today?"
  15. "Fluttershy, I know it's going to be an attempt at finding my fetish. So no."
  16. >"Oh...okay..."
  17. >Close the door before she gets a chance to flutter off
  18. >Well shit...that was sorta mean
  19. >Maybe she was just trying to be friendly
  20. >Sigh heavily
  21. >You curse your morality
  22. >Get showered and dressed
  23. >Head out the door
  24. >Walk to Fluttershy's cottage
  25. >Knock on the door
  26. >"Hi Anon. I thought you didn't want to come over today."
  27. "I changed my mind"
  28. >"Oh, okay. Would you like some tea?"
  29. "Sure"
  30. >She pours you a cup from a fresh batch
  31. >Made just before you arrived
  32. >Almost like she anticipated this
  33. "Alright Fluttershy. This needs to stop."
  34. >She looks surprised
  35. "I know this is another rape attempt. And if Applejack doesn't burst through that door within the next five seconds that only confirms that this is a fetish attempt."
  36. >Fluttershy cocks her head in confusion
  37. "So there's only one thing I can do. I...I'm going to have sex with you...Only to stop you from continuing these ridiculous attempts to find my fetish!"
  38. >She squeals with glee and grabs your hand, pulling you to her bedroom
  39. >She immediately positions herself on the bed and spreads herself
  40. >Jesus I can't believe I'm going through with this
  41. >You drop your pants and leave 'em on the floor
  42. >Stop your jimmies from rustling so damn much
  43. >Attempt to harden your still flaccid manhood
  44. >Having a pony shake her flank at you isn't helping much
  45. >Success
  46. >You place the tip to her anticipating lips
  47. >"Please be gentle..."
  48. >You slide in slowly
  49. >You're about halfway in
  50. >Suddenly Fluttershy shudders
  51. >Juices. Mare juices everywhere
  52. >Epiphany rises in your brain
  53. "Dammit Fluttershy!"
  54. >Quickly pull out, grab pants
  55. >"Wait, Anon. What's-"
  56. "Squirting isn't my fetish and neither is coming early!"
  57. >"But I don't know what yo-"
  58. "Save it!"
  59. >"Really, Anon! I wasn-"
  60. >Shut the door
  61. >Angry walk back to your house with pants in one hand
  62. >Not. One. Fuck.
  63.  
  64. Goddamn ponies
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