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Brotime - Chapter 6: Part 2

By: Albert_Reginald on Apr 17th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 9.08 KB  |  hits: 432  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You're frantically searching for a way out of this prison you know as your bathroom
  2. >It doesn't matter, though. You already know the only way out of here is through that door in front of you
  3. >And right now that door is the only thing standing between you and, you guessed it. Rape
  4. >Giving up the search for a hiding spot, you rip the metal towel rack off the wall for defense against the rape train that is Applejack
  5. >"Alright, ah'm comin' in!"
  6. >She begins bucking the door
  7.  
  8. BUCK
  9. >Oh man
  10. BUCK
  11. >You raise the towel rack above your head, not caring whether your nether-region is covered or not
  12. BUCK
  13. >Huh, usually she'd be in the doorway by number thr-
  14. CRASH
  15. >FFFUUUUU-
  16. >At least your door didn't fall of its hinges
  17. >Applejack stands in the doorway triumphantly, smiling and taking in your naked appearance
  18. >You back up
  19. >"Well well, seems ah've caughtya at a purty inconvenient time, eh sugarcube?"
  20. "Fuck off, Applejack. If you come any closer I'm swinging, and I'm not holding back."
  21. >"Oh, Anon. Ya kn-"
  22. "Yeah, I fucking know you like it rough! Go on, take another step. I dare you."
  23. >You put one foot forward and take a defensive position. Your junk shakes a bit
  24. >This doesn't help with intimidating Applejack. She notices your package dangle and her smile returns
  25. >She takes a step forward, "Now, Anon. You an' ah both know yer not gon-"
  26. >You swing the towel rack at her with full force
  27. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVPJuGIuUMU
  28. >It connects with the side of her head. The impact sends her head against the sink before she falls on the ground, unconscious
  29. >You drop the now bent towel rack and kneel next to Applejack, placing your ear to her muzzle
  30. >She's still breathing
  31. >All is well in the world
  32. >Except now you have an unconscious mare on your bathroom floor
  33. >Well at least you're not the unconscious one
  34. >But now what to do with Applejack?
  35. >Can't leave her in here. Who knows what she would do to trap the place?
  36. >And what's Big Mac gonna say?
  37. >You step over Applejack and throw some clothes on
  38.  
  39. >You're dragging Applejack through the kitchen and out the back door by her hind legs, being careful not to bump or mess up any of the decorations
  40. >You dragged her only because it was funny getting her down the stairs. Every step her head would fall on
  41. >It's kinda mean, but hey, it's not like it made up for all those times Applejack nearly bucked your head off in her rape attempts
  42. >You have no idea what to do with her. The only objective was to at least get her out of your house
  43. >Dropping her legs, you wonder if Big Mac's getting impatient
  44. >You lock the doors of your house and start on the path to the bar
  45. >It's Friday
  46. >The fuckin' weekend
  47. >And you're kicking it off with drinks alongside Big Macintosh
  48. >The day started off pretty well...kinda got rough in the middle there, but you're determined to make the most of this Friday
  49. >Besides, your bro's birthday is tomorrow. Gonna be busy with that all day
  50. >Not that you're not excited, of course
  51. >You walk up to the bar and step through the swinging doors
  52. >Once your eyes adjust you notice light haze is set over the somewhat dim setting
  53. >You see Big Mac sitting on a stool. He waves you over to the bar
  54. >You walk up and sit on the stool next to him. He slides a shot-glass filled with a brown liquid to you
  55. >You hold it up as he does the same with his
  56. "Cheers."
  57. >"Cheers."
  58. >You clink your glasses together and down your shots
  59. >"So what tookya so long, Anon?"
  60. "Ugh...your sister, man."
  61. >"Applejack?"
  62. "Well yeah, unless Applebloom is going down her big sister's path."
  63. >Big Mac seems a bit offended by this
  64. "Sorry, Mac. It didn't go too well is all."
  65. >"Well yer sittin' here talkin' with me, so ya must've dealt with it."
  66. "Yeah...about that."
  67. >You fill Big Mac in on what happened right after you stepped out of the shower
  68. >He laughs
  69. "Dude, aren't you worried or something? I smacked your sister with a blunt object."
  70. >"She's taken harder hits than that, Anon. Don't worry 'bout it none."
  71. >It's like a great weight had been lifted from your shoulders
  72. >You smile and smack the bar
  73. "Yo, barkeep! Two more for me and my friend here."
  74.  
  75. >You and Mac have a good buzz going on
  76. >Not super fucking wasted, but good enough to feel like you can do anything
  77. >The whole time you and him are chatting and laughing it up
  78. >He brings up that time he bucked the tree full of apples only to have them crashing down on your head
  79. >You didn't have enough time to get the basket in place, so you were buried in a tomb of apples
  80. >At that point you donned a smirk and brought up that time he bucked the tree for that last apple so hard his hind left leg gave out. Or that time he tried jumping that bushel of apples to look cool, only to fall on his face. And what about that one time he charged a tree out of anger, tripping and smacking his head against it
  81. >Big Mac was in stitches when you brought up that last one
  82. >You couldn't help but hyuck it up alongside him
  83. >Big Macintosh is good company, you reflect
  84. >Certainly somewhere on the bro tier
  85. >But not as high as Spike
  86.  
  87. >After a few more drinks, you both exit the bar. The moon greets you both
  88. >"...'an then Applebloom asked Granny where foals come from."
  89. "Oh man. I'm sure that didn't go too well."
  90. >"On tha contrary, Granny thought she asked where rolls came from so she says, 'They come from tha oven, silly.'"
  91. >You both burst out laughing
  92. >"Speakin' of, why don't you come over sometime this weekend? Granny and Applebloom have been wonderin' where ya been this week."
  93. "Sure, man. Sunday sound good?"
  94. >"Eeyup."
  95. "Sweet. Mind if I bring Spike along?"
  96. >"Not at all, Anon. In fact, Applebloom's been askin' about 'im too. If ah didn't know any better, ah'd say they were together or somethin', hehe."
  97. >You give off a nervous laugh
  98. >Unfortunately, Big Mac notices the twinge of nervousness. Damn him for being so observant
  99. >"There somethin' yer not tellin' me, Anon?"
  100. "Uh..."
  101. >You ponder the consequences for a moment
  102. >Lie to Big Mac and keep Spike's and Applebloom's relationship a secret for a bit longer
  103. >Or spill the beans and risk Spike getting in serious shit and possibly ruining his relationship
  104. >Big Mac's stare is starting to get to you
  105. "Alright, fine. Promise me you won't fly off the handle."
  106. >"Ah can't promise anything."
  107.  
  108. "Gah! Fuck it, fine. Spike and Applebloom...are each other's special somep0ny."
  109. >You never were good under pressure
  110. >Big Mac releases his eye-grip on you
  111. >Is he...smiling?
  112. >"Well hot dog!"
  113. "Mac?..."
  114. >"Ah knew somethin' was going on between them two. She can't stop talkin' about 'im and if I bring 'im up she starts smilin' real big. Ah'm real glad for them."
  115. "You mean...you're not mad?"
  116. >"Why would ah be?"
  117. "She's your sister! I mean, you, her big brother, would be the p0ny most likely to go batshit crazy about this."
  118. >"Anon, ah know Spike. Ah know 'im because you two are hangin' around each other so often. And if he's alright with you, then he's alright with me."
  119. "Well shit, Mac...thanks."
  120. >"Fer what?"
  121. "...I dunno...just thanks."
  122. >He shrugs and you both walk on until you pass by Sugarcube Corner
  123. "I'm gonna go inside and see Pinkie. I'll catch you later, Mac."
  124. >"Alright, Anon. G'night."
  125. >You wave by to Big Macintosh and walk inside Sugarcube Corner
  126. >The chairs are stacked on top of the tables as the Cakes close up shop
  127. >Mrs. Cake is counting the bits in the register
  128. >She notices you
  129. >"Hello, Anon! Wouldja like something? I'm sure Carrot can fix you up a carrot smoothie just the way you like it."
  130. >You smile
  131. "I'm fine, Mrs. Cake. Thanks for the offer, though. Is Pinkie upstairs?"
  132. >"She sure is. Go on up, I'm sure she won't mind."
  133. >You nod and climb the staircase
  134.  
  135. >You reach the door and prepare to knock on it
  136. >Before your fist reached it, though, it flies open
  137. >Pinkie Pie stands there smiling
  138. "Hi, Pinkie." You immediately plant a kiss on her forehead
  139. >"Hey, Anon. Come around to spend some time with your favorite mare?"
  140. "You know it!"
  141. >You walk in and close the door behind you
  142. >You then walk to Pinkie's bed and fall on it on your back. Jesus, this thing is way more comfortable than your bed
  143. >Pinkie jumps in and bounces on it a few times before landing on your pelvis
  144. "Oof!...Warn me next time you're gonna do that?"
  145. >She giggles. "Okie Dokie Lokie!"
  146. "Where did you even get that phrase from?"
  147. >"I added 'lokie' to the end of 'Okie dokie'. Duh!"
  148. >She never fails to make you smile
  149. >You can feel her warmth on your crotch
  150. >It's forcing your boner out of hiding
  151. >Pinkie notices
  152. >"OoOoOoh, looks like someone's feeling naughty." She says laughing
  153. >You blush
  154. "Yeah, sorry about that. It must be the whiskey. Making me feel a bit frisky."
  155. >"Silly. I didn't say it was a problem..."
  156. >Your boner must think you're camping because it's trying its damndest to pitch a tent
  157. >"...but if it is, I know how to solve it." She says, giving you a lustful stare
  158. >Your penis sucks at playing Pokemon
  159. >What I'm trying to say is it's spamming "Harden"
  160. "What did you have in mind?"
  161. >"Oh, I know exactly what I have in mind."
  162. >You chuckle at that statement
  163. >She then clops her front hooves together twice
  164. >The lights go out
  165. >You can feel her lips lock with yours
  166. >Tonight's going to be a fun night