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Brotime - Chapter 2

By: Albert_Reginald on Apr 12th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.80 KB  |  hits: 544  |  expires: Never
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  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrq7ffdV1ro&feature=related
  2.  
  3. >Flying
  4. >Wind is flowing through your hair
  5. >The sky is a beautiful shade of blue
  6. >And it feels amazing
  7. >Rushing past the clouds
  8. >Feeling more freedom than ever before
  9. >It's pure ecstacy
  10. >You start to dive and lift into a loop before speeding through a huge puffy cloud
  11. >Exiting the cloud you find yourself in clear skies, the sun shining brightly but not blinding you
  12. >You barrel roll with your eyes closed and arms stretched out
  13. >This makes your seratonin levels jump through the roof
  14. >You can't help but smile
  15. >You look down to the landscape
  16. >You can make out a small town with a lake nearby
  17. >A loud piercing screech penetrates your ears
  18. >You quickly turn around to see talons fast approaching your face
  19.  
  20. >"ANON!"
  21. >A flat surface meets your face as you fall out of bed from shock
  22. >You get up, rubbing your nose, which got the worst of the fall
  23. >Good thing it isn't broken
  24. >When you stand, you see a purple p0ny glaring at you and tapping a hoof impatiently
  25. "...What?"
  26. >"Did you help Spike re-shelve books yesterday?"
  27. >Oh man, what did you screw up this time
  28. >You nod
  29. >"And how did you re-shelve them?"
  30. "By title."
  31. >Twilight facehooves
  32. "What?!"
  33. >"They're supposed to be shelved by author name."
  34. "Oh...uh, my bad?"
  35. >You say with a shrug
  36. >Twilight is not amused
  37. >Little do you know you just re-organized the super organized p0ny's bookshelf
  38. >It's not all bad though, only the half you worked on is out of order
  39. >...along with some of the books on Spike's side
  40. >So that's why that last pile was harder to shelve
  41. >You apologize again to Twilight
  42. >"It's alright, just don't try to re-shelve books without Spike's help could you?"
  43. >You nod and look to Spike's bed. He's not there
  44.  
  45. "Where'd Spike head off to?"
  46. >Your answer comes out of the kitchen wearing a pink frilly apron and holding a tray with three cups of tea
  47. >Spike makes his way up the steps of the balcony. Twilight levitates her cup and takes a sip.
  48. >"Thank you, Spike."
  49. >Spike offers you your cup
  50. "Thanks."
  51. >You take it and take a sip. Damn, this little guy knows how to make tea
  52. >You probably would've poked fun at Spike's apron had it not been for this badass tea
  53. >It gives off a sweet cinnamon-like scent that reminds you of apples
  54. >Aww shit
  55. "What day is it today?"
  56. >You look to Spike and ask
  57. >"Tuesday. Why?"
  58. >You're supposed to help carry apples at Sweet Apple Acres today
  59. >And your ass completely forgot
  60. "I have to help carry Mac's haul today!"
  61. >"Aww man, and I wanted to hang out."
  62. >You feel kinda bad
  63. "Y'know if you want you can come with me. It's not like you're gonna get in the way or anything."
  64. >Spike immediately cheers up
  65. >You both finish your tea and say bye to Twilight as you head out the door; Spike on your shoulder as always
  66. >As you exit Ponyville on the path to Sweet Apple Acres, your thoughts take over
  67. >Spike
  68. >The cool little dragon
  69. >You never thought about it before, surprisingly, but your relationship has grown since you two met
  70. >Your feelings about him have changed as well
  71. >At first you were shocked that Walt Disney Puke Pastel colored ponies could talk
  72. >Then you learned one was taking care of a dragon
  73. >You were very reluctant at first in this world, but you soon warmed up to everything
  74. >Hell, Spike was afraid of you when you two met. You still remember him hiding behind Twilight.
  75. >The thought brings a smile to your face
  76. >Yeah, he used to be afraid of you
  77. >But now he's like a little brother in your eyes
  78. >You hope he sees you as some kind of role model
  79. >Or even a big brother, no matter how cheesy or cliche it sounds
  80. >"Hey there, Anon!"
  81. >A deep mellow voice rips you from thought
  82. >You check your surroundings
  83. >You're next to the fence separating the Apples' property from the path
  84. >You jump the fence and walk to Big Mac, ready to start the work day.