Title:           Brotime - Chapter 11: Part 4
Author:          Albert_Reginald
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/udJAKbwd
First Edit:      Monday 7th of May 2012 12:16:08 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 7th of May 2012 12:16:08 AM CDT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3m6et00DfQ
>That's it
>That's fucking it
>You can't take it anymore
>You just made your spe-...ex-special somepony cry
>And she ran out of your house
>Probably because she doesn't want to see you now
>You can't blame her
>News like that must've hit her hard
>Especially with how much she cares about you
>You get up from the floor and walk to the kitchen
>Opening your cabinet, you grab the nearest bottle you can find
>Applejack Daniels
>The good shit
>You're gonna need it
>You rip the cap off the bottle and throw it aside, bringing the bottle to your mouth
>You take a couple of gulps
>Not good enough
>You proceed to guzzle down the whole bottle, the liquid burning your throat
>You feel nice and fucked up
>You throw the bottle against the fridge, shattering it
"Now...let's get some shit done"
 
>You stumble into the living room with another bottle of Applejack Daniels
>Your second and last one
>Should probably restock soon
>Ah fuck it
>You take a large swig and head out the door
 
>You're walking through Ponyville
>Some Ponies stare at you as you stumble through town
>It's probably the bottle
>Either that or the fact that you look like you should be walking on four legs right now
>You flip the bird at anypony who stares for too long
>Your fucks are slowly draining
>Like the bottle in your hand
>You take another swig and start on a random path
>You soon find yourself on the outskirts of town, the Everfree in the distance
>You notice a certain yellow mare walking from Sweet Apple Acres
>"Anon? Are you alright."
>In reply to Fluttershy's sweet tone, you push her aside and start towards the forest
>She follows for a few seconds
>"Anon, what's wrong?"
>You ignore her and keep walking
>She turns around and trots off in the direction of Ponyville
>You don't have a fuck to give
>But your bottle, unlike your fucks meter, isn't empty
>You take another swig as you enter the forest
 
>The sunshine helps light up this place
>It's still somewhat darkened by the trees
>Doesn't fucking matter
>You tip the bottle upside down over your mouth
>Your tongue is met by a single drop of that sweet nectar
>You look inside the bottle and shatter it agaisnt the nearest tree
>It deserved it, being empty and shit
>You stumble off the path and fall into a bush
>You climb out of it and continue walking deeper into the forest
>Not many creatures around right now
>Probably beacuse of the loud shattering noise
>You don't care
>You can hear twigs snapping as you walk on
>You're so hammered you don't even know it's you making the noise
>You hear the noise of running water
>Following it you come up on a river
>You proceed to unzip your fly and piss in the river
>Relieved, you follow the river until you find a cliff face that looks climbable
>You grab the nearest protruding rock and hoist yourself up
 
---4:32 of the song---
>You continue to climb, fueled by arrogance
"Fuck you, gravdidy...I can do whadefuck I want.."
>Yeah, you're hammered
>And somehow able to climb
>You finally make it to the top
>You hoist your body over the edge and look down
>It's a pretty good fall from here
>Probably good enough to solve your problems
>This is convenient
>A drunken romp through Ponyville and the forest
>And an equally drunken climb
>You back away from the edge after that thought
>A few steps more
>You then take a running start
 
---5:34---
>You jump from the edge
>This is it
>Everything ends here
>The problems
>The pain
>The seething rage
>Everything seems to move in slow motion as you fall
>Yeah, this'll show Celestia
>Fuck her and her rules
>Fuck her and her elements
>Fuck everypony
>Fuck everything
>You turn in mid-air to see the clear blue sky
>You flip it off with a smile on your face
"Fuck you, Cele-"
>Your body hits the ground
>You don't move