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Brotime - Chapter 11: Part 3

By: Albert_Reginald on May 5th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.56 KB  |  hits: 387  |  expires: Never
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  1. "God fucking dammit!"
  2. >You throw off the sheets and jump out of bed, drenched in sweat
  3. >You place your hands on the desk underneath your window and breath heavily
  4. >What the fuck just happened?
  5. >You've been sleeping well these past few nights
  6. >Then suddenly some super-fucked up stuff invades your dream
  7. >Celestia turning on you
  8. >Then goring you through the neck with her horn
  9. >And you could do nothing but watch
  10. >It felt so real
  11. >The fear probably had something to do with that
  12. >You sigh and fall back in bed
  13. >You don't feel like getting up
  14. >There's some foreboding feeling in the pit of your gut
  15. >Further thought on the subject brings back bad news
  16. >Your chest pains you when you remember
  17. >You have to break up with Pinkie Pie today
  18.  
  19. >You sit on the floor of the tub, the shower water running over you
  20. >It pains you to admit this, but you need to think this over
  21. >How you're going to do it
  22. >What you're going to say
  23. "She'll say hi...I will too...she'll try to kiss me and..and..."
  24. >You can't say it
  25. >Saying it will only confirm the grim truth you have to face
  26. >And you really really don't want to face it
  27. >There -has- to be some way around this
  28. >Maybe Celestia can give you protection or..
  29. >No, that would risk hurting any potential rapist, and we can't have an Element hurt can we?...
  30. >Perhaps Twilight could use a spell or something on Applejack?
  31. >No, she wouldn't want to risk hurting her
  32. >From your point of view, it doesn't look like there's any way out of this
  33. >The showerhead pumps freezing cold water suddenly
  34. >You're out of hot water
  35. >You jump out of the tub and shut off the water, shivering
  36.  
  37. >You get dressed and trudge downstairs
  38. >You immediately fall on the couch when you reach it
  39. >One thought floats in your mind as you lay there
  40. >You really don't want to do this
  41. >Suddenly there's a fierce knocking on your door
  42. >Oh god no
  43. >She knows you're home
  44. >And she wants to see you as soon as possible
  45. >This is bad
  46. >Your preparation time is now officially out the window
  47. >Nut up
  48. >You get up slowly and walk to the door
  49. >The fierce knocking continues
  50. "I'm comin', gimme a sec."
  51. >You grasp the handle and turn the knob, pulling the door open to reveal..
  52. >A baby dragon
  53. >"Anon! Why'd you leave me and Twi behind?"
  54. >Relief washes over you
  55. >You invite Spike inside and close the door behind him
  56. >He sits on your couch. You take a seat on the other side of the couch
  57. >"Well, Anon?"
  58. >You sigh
  59. "Celestia gave me some bad news..."
  60. >"Like what? It couldn't be -that- bad."
  61. "Oh yeah? She wants me to break up with Pinkie."
  62. >Spike's eyes widen
  63. >"What? No way, Anon. You probably heard her wrong or something."
  64. "Spike, I'm serious. She explained to me and everything why she didn't want us dating."
  65. >"And what did she say?"
  66. "Well, I had to be an idiot and tell her about Applejack always attacking me with bad intentions. Now Celestia's afraid Applejack is gonna go too far one day and hurt either me or Pinkie."
  67. >"C'mon, Anon. She wouldn't hurt her friends."
  68. "Spike, did you forget she had me locked up in her basement?"
  69. >"Okay, okay, so she -would- go that far..."
  70. >You both sit there in silence for a few minutes
  71. >"So you don't think there's a way around this?"
  72. "I've thought it all through. Unless I wanna piss off Celestia, this is all I can do."
  73. >More silence
  74. >"Well I didn't just come here to ask where you went...I also came here to tell you Twilight has to send in regular reports to Celestia about you now."
  75. "Really?"
  76. >"Please don't be mad at her, Anon."
  77. "I'm not, she can't help but obey her life-teacher...It's just...Ugh!"
  78. >You groan and punch the couch's armrest
  79. >"I'm sorry, Anon."
  80. "Don't be. This isn't your fault. It's Celestia's."
  81. >"I know..."
  82. >You lean back on the couch
  83. "Heh...y'know Applejack was waiting for me in here when I got back?"
  84. >"What? How'd she get in? Did she try anything?"
  85. "Well, I didn't tell you but after you left Applejack stood at my door for a bit before putting a note on it.."
  86. >You tell Spike about what took place yesterday morning
  87. >How you thought Applejack had changed, but thanks to either her nature or your soft side she still wants you
  88. >You told him how you scared her off
  89. >You swear at that moment you would've hurt her if she didn't leave
  90. >Your rage built up towards her just came out all at once
  91. >And it would've gotten worse if she stayed
  92. >"Think she'll be back anytime soon?"
  93. "After all the shit I said? I doubt it."
  94. >"Alright. Well I gotta get back to the library, Anon. Take care."
  95. "Yeah. You too, bro."
  96. >You two brofist and Spike leaves
  97. >As soon as he closes the door you turn in a laying position on the couch
  98.  
  99. >You spend a few minutes on the couch staring at the ceiling
  100. >Nothing better to do anyway
  101. >Y'know, besides break up with your girlfriend
  102. >You hear a knock on the door
  103. "Who's here this time?"
  104. >You get up and open the door
  105. >No one's there. You look on the door and notice a note
  106. >It reads "Anon, turn around."
  107. >You obey, but nothing's in your living room
  108. >You scratch your head and turn back around to see two blue eyes staring into yours
  109. >You jump back in surprise
  110. "Oh. Hey Pinkie."
  111. >"Anon! How was Canterlot?"
  112. >You wish you didn't have to tell her
  113. "It was okay. Nothing special."
  114. >You walk to your couch and plop down
  115. >Pinkie Pie walks up to you
  116. >"So what do you wanna do today? I was thinking we could have a picnic! Or go to the park. Or have a picnic in the park!"
  117. "I dunno, Pinkie."
  118. >She can hear the somber tone in your voice
  119. >"Anon, you okay?"
  120. >You sit there motionless for a few seconds
  121. "Pinkie, I-"
  122. >You're cut off by a kiss
  123. >You wish you could enjoy it, but you can't
  124. >You push her away gently
  125. >"Anon?.."
  126. "Pinkie...that meeting with Celestia didn't go over the way I thought it would."
  127. >"Whaddya mean?"
  128. "She told me I had to do something..and I don't want to."
  129. >"Well that's okay. We all have to do things we don't want to do. Don't worry Anon, I can help with whatever it is! So what is it?"
  130. >She's smiling again
  131. >You place your head in your hands
  132. "She told me we have to break up."
  133. >"W-..What?"
  134. >You hear an audible poof
  135. >Out of the corner of your vision, though aimed at the ground, you can see Pinkie's legs lose their color and part of her darkened hair now hanging
  136. "I'm sorry, Pinkie Pie...she's afraid Applejack is going to do something she'll regret."
  137. >She starts sniffling
  138. >She's about to cry
  139. "Pinkie, please don't-"
  140. >Before you can finish your sentence, Pinkie is out the door sobbing
  141. >You stand in an attempt to stop her, but it's too late
  142. >You're left standing there
  143. >You close your door and sit on the ground, leaning against it
  144. >You bury your head in your hands and release a heavy sigh