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Brotime - Chapter 11: Part 2

By: Albert_Reginald on Apr 29th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.46 KB  |  hits: 409  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Sugarcube Corner looks bleak this time of night
  2. >The only light you can spot is from the second-story window
  3. >Pinkie's still awake
  4. >You raise your hand, ready to knock on the door
  5. >You hesitate
  6. >Your hand hovers in front of the door
  7. >You're stuck in thought
  8. >Torn between the decision
  9. >Break it off with Pinkie
  10. >Or face Celestia's wrath
  11. >You could ignore Celestia and continue your relationship
  12. >She might figure out eventually, but at least you'd have your special somepony
  13. >Applejack wouldn't stop the rape attempts though
  14. >You're sure she's going to keep trying even if you do break it off with Pinkie
  15. >Now she has the idea in her head that you fancy her, even though you told her straight up you didn't
  16. >She's stubborn
  17. >And she's going to keep trying...
  18. >Now that you think about it, the only difference between not breaking up with Pinkie and doing so would be that your life would be miserable in one situation, and Celestia would be pissed at you in the other
  19. >Not to mention Pinkie would be hurt beyond belief if you just up and ended the whole thing, regardless if they were Celestia's orders or not
  20. >Keep Pinkie happy
  21. >Or compromise your time here where you won't be able to see her anyway
  22. >Pain in your hand rips you from thought. You're clenching your fists
  23. >You open the fist hovering in front of the door
  24. >You clinched your fists so hard your nails broke the skin
  25. >You're now bleeding from your hand
  26. "Why did I ever stop biting my nails?..."
  27.  
  28. >You're walking around Ponyville
  29. >You need some time to think about this
  30. >You feel you have time for that, at least
  31. >Spending time with Pinkie Pie would violate Celestia's terms, but doing nothing about your relationship is a different thing
  32. >You don't even know how she's going to tell if you obeyed or not
  33. >At this point it doesn't matter
  34. >You disobey, Celestia might send you off or worse
  35. >If you obey, you might as well be living somewhere else
  36. >Everything would suck
  37. >But it's an order from Celestia herself
  38. >You hit your forehead several times, groaning
  39. >You keep thinking it over and over again, but this realization is the only thing you come to
  40. >You have to do it
  41. >No matter how badly you don't want to, it's an order
  42. >But that doesn't mean it's going to be easy
  43. >You sigh and look to the moon
  44. >It's glowing brightly
  45. >Almost as bright as the light that brought you here
  46. >It's a vague memory, but a memory nonetheless
  47. >The light is the only thing you can recall
  48. >Then this world
  49. >You wonder if you would've been better off leaving it alone
  50. >Not meeting anyp0ny here
  51. >Not becoming best friends with Spike
  52. >Not helping out at Sweet Apple Acres
  53. >Not...falling in love with Pinkie Pie
  54. >You sigh and plot a course for home
  55.  
  56. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LneBIOa9B8s
  57. >You unlock the front door, learning it's already unlocked, and push it open
  58. >Either this place is part of you, or the place needs more windows
  59. >It's dark as fuck in here
  60. >You don't care. You walk in and close the door behind you
  61. >You then plop down on your couch
  62. >It's obvious someone's waiting in here for you
  63. >It's also quite obvious who it is
  64. "Applejack...just show yourself already."
  65. >She steps out from the archway to the staircase
  66. >"Howdy, Anon. Glad ta see ya back this early."
  67. "What the fuck do you want?"
  68. >"What ah've been tryin' ta get all this time, a-course."
  69. "Just do yourself a favor and get out of my house."
  70. >You lay back on the couch
  71. >Applejack walks up to you
  72. >"Now Anon, ya'll know I can't do that. Yer just gonna have ta let thi-"
  73. "Shut the fuck up."
  74. >You take a page from Walter's book
  75. >" 'Scuse me, sugarcu-"
  76. "I said shut the fuck up. Is that too hard for your inbred brain to understand?"
  77. >"Now listen here, you. Ah-"
  78. >That's it
  79. "No, -you- listen."
  80. >You get up from your couch and point a finger in Applejack's face
  81. "I've tried to have a happy relationship with Pinkie Pie. It's been great! Things have never been better! Hell, even you trying to rape me couldn't get me down. All up until now."
  82. >She seems afraid to ask but retains her forceful demeanor
  83. >"W-Whaddya mean, up until now?"
  84. "Oh, I'm glad you asked. Y'know that meeting with Celestia I'm sure Twilight told you about before leaving? It was about her precious Elements of Harmony."
  85. >"Elements a Harmony? What's that got to do with you?"
  86. "I'm dating one of them. And because of that, a certain Element of Honesty can't keep her hooves to herself."
  87. >"But An-"
  88. "Shut up. Because this Element of Honesty won't stop trying to rape me and even threatened her own friend just to get to me, Celestia thinks it's dangerous for us to keep dating. So guess what? I've been ordered to break the whole thing off. Yep, I have to end it. Not you. Not Celestia herself. Me."
  89. >"Anon, I-"
  90. "Fuck you, Applejack. Don't even speak to me. It's your fault I needed to relocate jobs. It's your fault I've needed help watching my back. And it's your fault I have to break up with the pony I love!" You yell
  91. >Applejack is backing up now
  92. "Now get the fuck out..."
  93. >"Wait, An-"
  94. "I said, Get. The. Fuck. Out."
  95. >You growl through your teeth
  96. >Applejack, backed up into the door, smirks at you
  97. >Does she think this is a fucking game?
  98. >"Heh, Now Anon, let's be sensible here. Ya-"
  99. >You scream
  100. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
  101. >Applejack jumps and turns around, running into the door before opening it and making a mad dash away from your home
  102. >You stand there, breathing hard
  103. >After a few moments you close your door and fall back down on your couch
  104. >Outside the wind picks up
  105. >You can't hear it over your sobs