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Brotime - Chapter 1

By: Albert_Reginald on Apr 12th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.31 KB  |  hits: 634  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You kneel down and Spike climbs up your back and sits on your left shoulder
  2. >The sun has set and its orange glow steadily disappears behind the horizon
  3. >You grab your still steaming mug of tea, close your door and lock it, then turn around and make your way to the library
  4. "So Spike"
  5. >"Yeah?"
  6. "How come you didn't go with Twilight to Canterlot? I mean, doesn't she usually take you?"
  7. >"Yeah...about that."
  8. >You raise an eyebrow
  9. >"I kinda stayed up a little late last night. Twilight told me she'd leave me behind if I didn't get up. Well...I didn't."
  10. >You can sense a somber tone in his voice
  11. >"Anon, do you think she's mad at me? I sure hope not."
  12. "Twilight? Mad at you? C'mon man, listen to what you're saying. She could never be mad at you."
  13. >"Oh yeah? Well...what about that time with Owlicious?"
  14. >You sigh
  15. "She wasn't getting mad at you, she was upset with you. Besides, you -were- acting kinda dumb."
  16. >"Hey!"
  17. "I'm just saying. Anyway, you questioned her feelings towards you Spike. You acted like an Owl was going to make Twilight stop caring for you just because he could stay up late."
  18. >"Yeah...I guess you're right."
  19. "No guesses about it, bro. I toldja everything would be fine, right?"
  20. >No respose
  21. >You shake your shoulder to get his attention.
  22. "Riiiiight?"
  23. >"Right."
  24. "And everything turned out fine, right?"
  25. >"Hehe, right."
  26. "So no worries!"
  27. >You and Spike both laugh as you approach the library
  28. >You open the door and walk in, closing it behind you
  29. >Spike jumps off of your shoulder onto a pile of books...which is next to another pile of books...and another
  30. "Uh..Spike? You been getting behind on shelving?"
  31. >"Yeah, kinda."
  32. "Kinda?"
  33. >You look at him with an eyebrow raised
  34. >He wears a blank expression
  35. >Soon you two burst out in laughter
  36. >"Okay okay, hehe, I'm -way- behind. Mind helping me get caught up?"
  37. >You let out a heavy sigh and roll your eyes, then smile to let Spike know you're joking around
  38. "Alright, I'll help."
  39.  
  40. >You and Spike have been shelving for what feels like hours
  41. >It's only been one
  42. >Your sense of time really sucks
  43. >You pick up another book and read its title
  44. "Human...Anatomy?"
  45. >There's no way this book should exist
  46. >You check the author's name
  47. >Aft End
  48. >You chuckle. Aft End usually means one's ass
  49. >You don't recall anyp0ny named Aft End inspecting your body. I mean, you -are- the only human in Equestria
  50. >Besides, the only p0nies to see your naked body are the two rapists and Twilight that one time she wondered why your skin felt like cloth
  51. >Wait a second...
  52. >Applejack Fluttershy Twilight
  53. >A F T
  54. yougottabefuckingkiddingme
  55. >You drop the book, feeling even more violated than when you wake up with a sore crotch
  56. >Your side of the library is shelved, besides the evil book you plan on burning sometime soon
  57. >You turn around to see only one pile of books left on Spike's side and Spike...is sleeping on top of it
  58. >You chuckle at the sight and yawn
  59. >It's not that late, probably around 10:30, but you're still tired
  60. >You pick up Spike and climb the steps to Twilight's bed balcony
  61. >You kick Spike's blanket off of his bed, place him in it, and cover him up
  62. >The little guy is out cold
  63. >You smile and climb down the balcony to shelve Spike's last pile
  64. >After some careful shelving, and wondering where the book's whose title start with a hyphen go, you're finished
  65. >And also pretty damn tired
  66. >Felt like it took an hour to do that
  67. >It's only been 30 minutes
  68. >Again, your sense of time sucks balls
  69. >Well, it's bedtime anyway
  70. >You stretch and yawn looking towards Twilight's bed
  71. >It's not like there's anywhere else to sleep
  72. >You slowly make your way up the steps to the balcony, blowing out the candles illuminating the library
  73. >Twilight's bed looks extremely comfortable in the moonlight, especially with this level of fatigue
  74. >You throw your shoes off and jump in the bed, wrapping yourself up in the blanket
  75. >Looking up to Luna's moon through the window, you find yourself deep in thought again. The same questions penetrate your mind, just like they do everytime you start to think.
  76. How did I get here?
  77. Why was I brought here?
  78. What am I doing here?
  79. What is my future here?
  80.  
  81. Where is here?
  82.  
  83. >It's always the same thing every night
  84. >The questions arise
  85. >You have no answers
  86. >And you desperately wish you had answers
  87. >Sleep finds you eventually, but not as easily as you had hoped.
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