Title:           Brotime - Chapter 0
Author:          Albert_Reginald
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First Edit:      Wednesday 11th of April 2012 10:16:05 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 11th of April 2012 10:16:05 PM CDT

>It's sometime in the afternoon
>That's what the orange sky outside your window tells you
>You're lounging on your couch with a mug of tea
>It's quiet. Quiet enough to start drifting into thought
>You've been in Equestria for a while now
>In fact, you barely remember how long you've been here
>If anypony were to ask you'd probably reply with "A long time"
>Then again, you never really were good with keeping time
>Three years really isn't super long...right?
>You've merged incredibly well into p0ny society since arriving
>You worked your ass off at Sweet Apple Acres and Sugarcube Corner
>Built a house with the bits earned
>Made friends with many ponies and some non-ponies
>Life here has been pretty cool, other than the rape attempts from Applejack and Fluttershy
>Which almost always leave you creeped out, injured, or waking up with a sore crotch
>They had been easy to dodge the first few times in year one of Equestrian Adventures but the two nymphomares started getting crafty and desperate
>From things like drugged food to outright knocking you unconscious
>Though there was one thing that always kept them at bay
 
>You hear a knock on the door
>Placing the mug on the coffee table you get up from the couch and answer the door
>A short purple and green dragon greets you with a smile
>"Hey Anon!"
"Sup, dude?"
>You brofist him and invite him inside
>"Actually Anon I came over to ask you something."
"Sure, bro. What is it?"
>"Well..uh...you know Twilight went to Canterlot on royal business, right?"
>You can see where this is going
"Yeah?"
>"And with Twilight gone there's no one at the library but me."
"Uh-huh?"
>"And it gets really really dark in there at night"
"Okay?"
>"Darn it, Anon. I'm asking you to sleep over!"
>You laugh
"Hehe, I know I know. I was just messing with you. What's wrong? Afraid of the dark?"
>"I-I'm not afraid of the dark...just what's in there."
>Reminds you of your younger days
>You cowered under the blankets and your parents always insisted the dark isn't scary, to which you said almost exactly what you just heard from Spike
>But at that time there really was something out there
>Some weird light glimmering from your closet
>It stopped happening after a while but around your nineteenth birthday it happened again and curiosity got the best of you
>In fact, that's the last thing you remember before Equestria...
>"Anon!"
>You drifted off into thought again
>"So will you, or what?"
>You smile
"Let's go."